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Welcome to F-COW and the April 2006 Edition of it.
Since it has been such a long time since the last edition of
the last F-COW, we will have to catch you up on the goings on since. The
HardKore Title has changed hands five times, Confederate Cluck lost to WormKing
in August in the middle of the night when Confederate Cluck had been sick.
Then WormKing had the title stolen from him by a newcomer, Tex in October while
WormKing was not at home.
Tex Lost the HardKore title to Hurricane, in December, who pinned Tex with Ozz
acting as ref. (Ozz got his refs license in July) after a 35 minute battle when
Tex got knocked unconscious.
Hurricane lost the title to FaTe, in Janurary, who had been trying to catch
Hurricane off his toes for weeks. FaTe finally caught Hurricane off guard when
Hurricane was celebrating New Years at the Rose Parade. FaTe jumped Hurricane,
knocked him in the back of the head with a metal bat, and Hurricane fell hard,
FaTe pinned him and FaTe quickly grabbed the title and ran off.
Confederate Cluck again won the title in March from FaTe when Confederate Cluck
challenged FaTe to a "Practice Match" and FaTe saying he needed
the practice agreed, after about 25 minutes of back and forth between the two, a
ref showed up. FaTe seemed a bit concerned but not enough to give up on the
match When Confederate Cluck got out the tables and chairs, then FaTe got really
concerned, and then he tried to walk out of the ring, Confederate Cluck Grabbed
him and yanked him back into the ring the match continued another 15 minutes
when Confederate Cluck managed to get the upper hand after he slammed FaTe into
two tables outside of the ring. Confederate Cluck then pinned FaTe and got the
title back.
Now with all that set straight lets get on with the nights
events.
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Confederate Cluck will take on Dean Malenkris and Newcomer
Tex for the HardKore Championship tonight.
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WormKing will take on Iraqi Assassin for the COW
Heavyweight Title.
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A new Title will be introduced tonight the
BareKnuckle Title which the
match will consist of bareknuckle fighting, and wrestling too. And the Match
will be Drunk Mobster vs. Taliban Warrior.
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An Indian Strap Match will take place here tonight between
Rico Anderson and Triple S.
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Matadora will make an appearance tonight.
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American Spirit will make an appearance tonight.
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Justice is in the building. As is Mysterious Mark, and
FaTe.
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Another Newcomer to F-COW will make his debut tonight,
Jackson Fellowes will take on Ozz.
Lets get to the action.
Our oh so lovely COWmissioner Mr. Political Steve, is making his
way to ringside.
"Hello Cowmissioner Steve, What brings you to ringside
tonight?"
"I am here to make sure this match is fair.
With no interruptions from people who do not need to be at ringside,"
Political Steve said.
"Yes, Sir, now why would you think anyone would interfere?"
"Because Mysterious Mark now has an enemy,
who wants to get back at him for things that happened in their past. If Matadora
comes down to the ringside, she will be banned from all future events that have
Mysterious Mark in them. Now, she is not allowed to walk down the ramp or near
the ring."
"With that let us introduce the competitors in the following contest."
Mysterious Mark is standing in the ring, and now making his way
to the ring is Xtreme.
"Now this is an event I thought I would never see, Why is Xtreme
competing tonight, I thought that You, Cowmissioner Steve, told him there was a
very slim chance he would ever compete again?"
"Yes you are correct, but this match was not
my decision, it was the decision of those Left Wingers, James and Jason Russo,"
said a semi disturbed Political Steve.
The bell rings, and Xtreme and Mysterious Mark lock up. MM tosses Xtreme to the
ropes and Xtreme returns and clotheslines his opponent. MM Falls to the
mat hard and then rolls out of the way as soon as Xtreme goes for an elbow
drop. MM Gets up and kicks Xtreme as he starts to get up. MM grabs Xtreme
around the neck and then face plants him into the mat. Then MM again stands
and throws himself against the ropes and elbow drop right into Xtreme's back.
Xtreme yelps in pain, and MM stands then pulls Xtreme to his feet. MM runs
against the ropes again as Xtreme regains reality and then runs and trips
Xtreme as Xtreme starts to walk forward. Wait a minute up on the walkway
its.....Matadora. She is here, and MM has noticed her. He is standing there
watching her, as Xtreme comes to, he
slides behind MM rolls him up and pins MM for the win. Matadora still standing
at the top of the ramp shows no emotion as Xtreme walks up the ramp right past
Matadora and into the locker room. MM stands up in the ring and Political
Steve shrugs. "She didnt interfere, and she
never came down the ramp," Political Steve said, "those
were the rules put on the match, not that she couldnt stand at the top of the
ramp, Matadora didnt break any rules." Mysterious Mark now furious
storms up the ramp and into the locker room as Matadora left the ring area as
Political Steve was talking.
The Next match of the evening is Jackson Fellowes taking on
Ozz. Both Competitors are in the ring and the bell is about to sound. 'Ding
Ding Ding Ding' the match is under way. And they lock up. Justice is walking
down to the ringside. He has quite a grudge with American Spirit, Ozz and
Hurricane.
"Hello Justice, to what do we owe the pleasure?"
"These morons in the ring....Especially
Ozz, I am trying to convince the Russo's to allow a match between one of the
three stooges and myself, but they have already denied it twice"
Justice says.
"Why do you have such a grudge against these three wrestlers?"
"Me a grudge? Why would you say that?
They are simply inferior wrestlers, that think they are superior, and need to
be taught a lesson. I dont like the way they are getting all this press for
doing nothing. These three think they can just waltz in and take over COW.
Well there is news coming for them. Just because they are protégés of
Xtreme's means absolutely nothing here. Now lets watch the action.....so shut
your mouth ok?!"
And with that, we are back to the action in the ring, while we were talking,
Ozz picked up Jackson Fellowes high into the air and slammed him down to the
mat hard. Then he picked him up tossed him to the ropes and clothes-lined him.
Jackson Fellowes is a newcomer into this world, He is a CPA who recently
decided to add onto his resume. As of this second it looks as if Mr. Fellowes
is being schooled. Ozz takes Fellows and tosses him again against the ropes
and Fellowes falls to the outside right at Justice's feet. Ozz, knowing that
he is in for a beating if he goes outside the ring, elects to stay in the ring
and yell at Fellowes all the while keeping an eye on Justice too. Justice just
sitting there glaring at Ozz. Fellowes gets to his feet, and just as he does
Hurricane walks down to ringside and stands on the opposite side of the ring
than Justice is on. "Just keeping things fair," Hurricane yells. And
in the ring Ozz allows Fellowes to reenter the ring. Fellowes manages to get
in a few punches, and a kick or to, but he seems to be outmatched. Ozz lifts
up Fellowes and slams him hard to the mat, then he applies a figure four
leg-lock to Fellowes in the center of the ring. Fellowes realizing he is
outmatched, submits and Ozz gets the W.
Hurricane congratulates Ozz as they both walk up the ramp backwards keeping an
eye on Justice who has walked to the bottom of the ramp. Maybe in the near
future Justice will get his match against one of these three competitors.
On to the Third Match of the Evening. It will be a rare Indian
Strap Match, It will be a Leather strap, the purpose of this match is for the
competitors to touch each of the turnbuckles. Below are the rules:
Two wrestlers are tied to the opposite ends of a Strap. The first man to touch
all four turnbuckles consecutively with no offense from the other wins.
No disqualifications or count-outs but if either man unties himself from the
rope, he is disqualified. And No Pinfalls Are Allowed. The Indian Strap is 14
inches long. To Continue
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***Took place on April 18th 2006***
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