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Welcome to F-COW and the April 2006 Edition of it.
Rico Anderson and Triple S are the unusual competitors in this Indian
Strap Match. Both of these wrestlers requested this match against one another
in this style of match. The Russo's not being ones to deny something weird
like this agreed.
Both Rico and Triple S start out in the ring. Triple S is wearing a rather
flamboyant rainbow outfit. His friends Jaso and CA DuDley are not allowed at
ringside. And it has been deemed if any wrestler comes out to ringside the
match will immediately be stopped and both wrestlers disqualified. Other than
that Anything Goes!
Rico pulls Triple S in close and whispers something to him, Triple S then
Emphatically Yells, "I'M NOT STERILE" and then gouges Rico in the
eye. and then grabs him by the throat and throws him into the furthest
turnbuckle, then slams his body weight against Rico. Rico then falls to his
knees. Triple S, very angry, yanks his arm up and Rico yells as his arm is
nearly jerked out of its socket. Triple S touches the far right and far left
turnbuckle and as he is going for the closest left turnbuckle Rico stands up
kicks Triple S between the legs delivers a very awkward Insiguri and rolls out
of the ring dragging Triple S behind him. Rico grabs a chair and then smacks
it on Triple S' back and then into his left knee. Then Rico drags Triple S
back into the ring and then attempts to touch all four turnbuckles kicking
Triple S in the left knee each time to be sure he stays down. Rico gets three
turnbuckles touched, when going for the fourth, Triple S grabs Rico's ankle
and pulls him down to the mat. Both wrestlers now lay on the mat and then
start to struggle to their feet. They both start off in opposite directions
and yank each others arm. Rico a bit
stronger pulls Triple S close and slams him into the turnbuckle, then tosses
Triple S to the opposite side of the ring and slams into him there, and then
touches that turnbuckle, then drags Triple S to the other two turnbuckles for
the win. As the strap is removed from Triple S' wrist Rico sees an advantage
and runs towards Triple S, who turned and started to walk away, and
smacks him in the back of the head and back with the leather strap. Then he
goes and kicks Triple S in the left knee again, and then falls to his knees
and smacks the leather strap against Triple S' knee. The ref runs to pull Rico
off of Triple S and then pushes him back as Triple S is helped back to the
locker room by Jaso who as soon as the match was over, ran to ring side to
assist Triple S, whose wrist was bleeding from the strap. Rico screams some
profanities at both of the wrestlers and Jaso just gives Rico a
"California Howdy" and they walk off. Rico is then accompanied back
to the locker room, where he knocks out the ref and goes on the hunt for
Triple S, who had left the ring to have his wrist treated. Rico then looked at
the Russo's who were called to calm the situation down, and said, "This
is NOT over." This is a feud that has begun for some unusual reason, and
will not soon be over with.
The Next bout will be for the NEW Bareknuckle Title. This Match will be
between Drunk Mobster and Taliban Warrior. Dunk Mobster is
making his F-COW debut tonight in this Match against Taliban Warrior. In this
bout the match will be between bare-knuckle fighting and wrestling. The Rules
have been carefully explained to both competitors.
And are as follows:
-Each Competitor will only be allowed in the ring, they
will not be allowed to leave the ring, unless thrown or punched over the
ropes, then they must immediately return to the ring.
-No Foreign Objects are allowed.
-Unlike most wrestling matches, Closed Fists are allowed.
-A Win is achieved by either a K.O. or a Three Count Pin. Submissions do not
count. If there is a D.Q. the title will not be awarded to anyone.
-If Blood is drawn the match will be stopped temporarily to make sure the gash
is not a large one.
-Both Competitors will start out in the center of the ring, as they must touch
fists before the match begins.
Drunk Mobster and Taliban Warrior touch fists and back into their respective
corners. The bell sounds and they both come to the center of the ring first
person to get a swing is the Drunk Mobster, but he misses by quite a bit. T.W.
sways, and then connects with a right fist to the jaw to Drunk Mobster. Drunk
Mobster grabs T.W. in a headlock and then runs and bulldogs him. D.M. then
climbs the turnbuckle and does a flying elbow drop onto T.W. Drunk
Mobster then attempts to do a standing leg drop, but Taliban Warrior moves out
of the way, and then to his feet. Drunk Mobster, now with a sore butt, stands
and punches T.W. in the gut then the face. D.M. then, himself, gets a punch in
the face, then an axe-handle to the back of the head. T.W. Then kicks D.M. in
the face with his knee then foot, and D.M. falls to the mat rather hard. The
Ref attempts a count but at two, D.M. climbs rather unsteadily to his feet.
and starts to punch at the air around him rather comically. T.W. stands
in his corner watching D.M. Then D.M. regains his bearings and then walks to
T.W. who is now moving around the ring trying to avoid being hit. D.M.
kicks T.W. as he moves in the wrong direction. T.W. then plays chicken
and leans over and lets D.M. move in and D.M. moves in and T.W. throws a fist
into D.M.'s stomach, then an elbow to his face, then picks D.M. up high over
his head and slams him to the mat hard, leg Drop, and then elbow drop. T.W.
goes for the pin......2 count. T.W. then picks D.M. up and smacks his head
into the turnbuckle and Drunk Mobster is out for the count. The Winner of the
Match is Taliban Warrior, And New
Bare-knuckle Champion.
The Next match of the evening is the next to last match. And
will be for the HardKore title. It will be a Triple Threat Match in which the
Current HardKore Champion Confederate Cluck will take on Dean Malenkris, and
Newcomer and also former HardKore Champ himself Tex.
And even before the match officially starts there is already stuff going on.
Of course since there is hardkore rules anything goes. Dean Malenkris has
attacked Confederate Cluck in the locker room and it looks as if Confederate
Cluck may be handcuffed to the bench.
Tex is standing in the ring, waiting for the match to begin, and here comes
Dean Malenkris running out to the ring with a chair and what appears to be a
whip. Malenkris looking a bit intimidating slides into the ring and throws the
chair towards Tex. Unravels the whip and starts to fling it in Tex's
direction. Tex ducks out of the way and out of the ring, grabs a different
chair and slides back into the ring. Now he is swinging the chair at Malenkris.
Meanwhile you can hear a rather angry Confederate Cluck yelling in the locker
room. Malenkris boasts about Confederate Cluck not being in the ring a little
and in doing so lets down his guard and this allows Tex to swing the chair and
connecting with his back, which sends Malenkris down to the mat, and rather
hard. Malenkris' head bounces off the mat. Tex then picks up the whip and
whips Malenkris with it. All the while you hear Confederate Cluck still
yelling. Tex pulls Malenkris to his feet and clotheslines him to the
pre-assembled table outside of the ring. Malenkris breaks clean through the
table. Just as Tex prepares to jump the ropes to continue his assault on
Malenkris, Confederate Cluck, handcuffs still in tact, enters the ring and
lassos Tex pulling him down to the ground Confederate Cluck kicks Tex and then
picks him up and pile drives him to the mat Confederate
Cluck then semi-hog ties Tex and pins Tex for the win, as Malenkris
still remains out of it from falling through the table. And to retain his
HardKore Title.
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***Took place on April 18th 2006***
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