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Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
Alright people. Here at F...COW there has
been a lot of things going on, lets start with the action.
In the first match Jaso faced Cluck
to see who would be Number one Contender for the Heavyweight Title. In a brutal
match that was no holds barred, it started with Cluck pulling Jaso's hair then
slapping him across the face. Then Colonel McCluck and Plessy Ferguson came out
to help on the assault of Jaso. Just when we thought all hope was lost, CA DUDley
came bounding out to the center of the squared circle from nowhere (as you know
he has been suspended) to assist his tag team partner. Once Jaso and CA had the
upper hand out comes security to remove CA from the arena. and the action
returned to one on one, the moves continued until Jaso again got the upper hand,
he was going for his finishing maneuver when Cluck moved and then proceeded to
kick Jaso in the stomach. Once Jaso was down for the count, Cluck went for the
pin and got the 1,2,3 and is now number one contender for the COW Heavyweight
Title.
In an interview back in the locker room we
caught up with Dean Malenkris where he
told us how he is looking for a good fight. He said that no one in COW is a good
fighter, he wants a street fight, and is willing to beat anyone's butt who steps
forward to challenge him. When out of the blue (and who would have expected
this) Dangerous Dolphin came out and demanded that
Malenkris either put up or shut up and challenged Malenkris to a bar room brawl.
To which Malenkris accepted. And they have stated that at the next "COW
Wrestling Event" the match will take place.
In the second match Perfect Amount took on
FaTe and Iraqi Assassin. The match was supposed to be Senor Sexxay and FaTe
against Christopher Eugene and Cock Jizner but Sexxay apparently has not been
cleared by his doctor to be 100% safe to wrestle. So anyways the match turned
out to be Perfect Amount took on FaTe and Iraqi Assassin in a last minute
change. Perfect Amount stepped into the squared circle as cocky as ever. And
then FaTe came out from the crowd as Iraqi Assassin walked to the
"ring" and jumped Christopher Eugene from behind to try and get the
advantage. While FaTe and Christopher Eugene brawled Iraqi Assassin and Maximillion Johnston III
grappled. As soon as the referee turned his back to
see what was going on between FaTe and Eugene, M.J. threw a knee to the groin.
Iraqi Assassin fell to the ground in pain and the match proceeded to begin as
the bell finally rang. Perfect Amount took advantage of every opportunity they
had to persuade the match in their favor, as did FaTe and I.A. With the
match seeming to go no where an irate ref put a time limit on the match saying
if it did not end in two minutes that it would be labeled a draw. The two
teams hammered it out and as the crowd started to count down fists started to
fly, then there was a loud bang, FaTe fell to the floor, as did Eugene, then a
couple more fists and M.J and I.A. were also knocked unconscious. As the
time hit zero the ref called it a draw and the medics came to the scene. After
the match once the four finally came to in the locker room the brawl continued
until security managed to lock each team in a separate room and have Perfect
Amount escorted out of the arena.
We have been told they will have a
ladder/pool match at the next event.
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