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Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
Now onto a match that hasnt taken place yet...Ball Busters are
making their way to the ring. They will take on Mentally Retarded who are
stumbling their way to the ring this very second. Teddy Blanchard is in the
ring against Roland who is sucking on his thumb, (ok) and they go for the
lock-up..... Wait a minute, Rico Anderson is running around the ring to attack
Mental Melvin. Whoa man, he just smacked him in the back with a chair. Down
goes Mental Melvin. Rico is running back around to his side of the
squared circle, and saying he wants to be tagged in. Teddy throws Roland to
the ropes and tags in Rico. Rico ducks, and lifts Roland up and back body
drop.....the ring shook......(It looks to me like P.S. is sleeping up there.)
Mental Melvin is getting back up and is now climbing into the 'ring' and
seeing if Roland is ok. Now Teddy is climbing into the ring, and Rico and
Teddy throw Melvin into the corner, and they....oh my....Rico is lifting him
up on top of his shoulders, and Teddy is climbing to the top ropes, A
Frankenstiner. And they are both going for the pin, stick a fork in them
Mentally Retarded are done... The winners of this match. Ball
Busters. Jaso the Stylist has just attempted to win
the HardKore title from Confederate Cluck. Jaso attacked him from behind and
tried to get the upper hand over Confederate Cluck. Confederate Cluck turned
and nailed Jaso in the little stylist's and down goes Jaso. Confederate Cluck
kicks Jaso in the side, then body splashes him. Now the pin, Confederate
Cluck retains his newly won HardKore title. Now we
are on to the main even of the evening, for the Heavyweight Championship. FaTe
vs. Justice vs. Iraqi Assassin (champion). This is set to be an interesting match as all
of them are all a part of the Infamous team the Formidable Six. They are all
starting out in the squared circle.
As the match begins Justice and FaTe attack Iraqi Assassin, and knock him to
the ground. Now Justice attacks FaTe with a blow to the back of the neck. FaTe
goes down to one knee and Justice cheap shots him with a kick to the ribs.
Justice now turns his attention back to Iraqi Assassin who snuck back to his
feet and grabbed a chair....ooooo man, Justice meet chair.....Justice just got
a face to seat meeting with the chair. That has to hurt. Not IA takes the
chair to FaTe hitting him in the ribs with the chair. IA is going crazy, now
he is waving his hands and it sounds like he is swearing....Now IA is doing a
helicopter with the chair swinging it madly in circles. Justice and FaTe back
away. and proceed the assault on each other. IA has gotten what he wanted.
Justice picks up FaTe and body slams him to the ground. now a figure four
leg-lock applied to FaTe as IA stands back with the chair.......wait a minute
he is running at FaTe and that was ugly, he just smacked FaTe in the
face.
For those who thought this match would be these guys not even trying......you
were wrong. Justice is to his feet as he releases the figure four and FaTe
looks to be out cold. IA charges at Justice and leans over and charges into
Justice with his shoulder. IA then picks up Justice and power-bombs him to the
ground. IA then takes the advantage and goes for the cheap pin.....1,2,3 Iraqi
Assassin has retained his title.....And Political Steve is ranting
on about it. That match didnt last too long....oh wait a minute
people we have a visitor down at ring side...it is none other than our
favorite wrestler of all time!!!(and for those who dont
catch that I say that with a load of sarcasm) "Senor Sexxay
why have to decided to grace us with your presence in the Lovely Danford Arena
tonight?"
" Because I know all of you missed the presence of the one and only SEXY
one...."
Sexxay was interrupted as at the beginning of the aisle it is Cresten Wrench
and his tag team partner Torque. Oh man look at that. Sexxay is stone
faced He actually looks a bit worried.......wait Cresten Wrench and
Torque are talking to him, what are they saying.........whatever it is they
are serious and they look pissed......Sexxay has a frightened grin on his
face.....Cresten Wrench pounds his hand to fist. and points at SS. And now as
soon as they were here Cresten Wrench and Torque are gone....Sexxay looks down
at me, "Umm.....Yeah....I have to go. Later Peeps." and he takes off
running to the locker room. Political Steve looks a bit pissed
and so they are lowering him out of his cage, and he looks pretty angry so it
looks like the night is over. And as soon as it begins it
ends so long from this installment of F-COW.
***All of this took place on May
21st 2005***
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