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Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
We have a pretty interesting evening in store, we have the
debut of a new wrestler against COW's bad boy, Justice. A three way hard-kore
battle royal style match for the HardKore title, a tag team match and much
more. Now lets get down to the action. Our first match starts with Triple S standing in the ring
awaiting his opponent. It is...oh my it is none other than...Mental Melvin.
What in the world? Triple S is mocking Mental Melvin, and now Mental Melvin
steps into the squared circle, and Triple S has just run out of the ring. Gees
this guy is a bit wacko, more so than anyone else in COW. And there goes
Triple S back down the isle and into the locker room. And it seems like this
match is over before it started. Wait a minute there goes Mental Melvin hootin'
and hollarin' back down the isle, and now we can hear him screaming for Triple
S. Get a camera back there people.....Finally a camera back there, what is
this? Mental Melvin is standing over Triple S who is lying on the floor with a
large gash in his cheek and Mental Melvin has a menacing look on his
face......what happened? The Locker room is vacant so we may never know. There
goes Mental Melvin.
Well with that being weird, I guess we are off to our Next Match. The
Next match of the evening will be the HardKore Battle Royal. It is Confederate
Cluck vs. Hurricane vs. Dean Malenkris. This match will begin as soon as the
wrestlers meet each other and not necessarily when they get to the ring.....as
we have just heard the match has already began right at the entrance way, Dean
Malenkris has attacked Hurricane with a box full of electrical equipment. And
Confederate Cluck then attacked Malenkris with a crutch sitting next to the
medical area of the arena. Here comes Confederate Cluck walking out to the
arena carrying the title which he currently holds. And now out stumbles
Malenkris carrying the very crutch that Confederate Cluck struck him with,
swinging it wildly through the air. C.C. ducks as the crutch was swung at his
head and then as the second swing managed to grab the crutch and yank it out
of Malenkris' hand.
Finally Hurricane manages to stumble out to the ring and Malenkris and C.C. go
out on an all out attack on Hurricane kicking him, he has now fallen to the
ground as Malenkris lifts him into the air and puts him into a back breaker.
C.C. then takes a chair and swings it at Hurricane connecting as it hits his
ribs and stomach and you hear a snap scream of pain. Malenkris drops Hurricane
to the floor, and then proceeds to pin Hurricane, and then C.C. hits him in
the head. Just then they realize that that isnt how you win the match. An all
out assault on Hurricane begins as both Malenkris and CC attack him. An elbow
drop to the ribs of Hurricane seems to be the end for Hurricane, then C.C.
socks Malenkris in the face and kicks him in the mid-section and then picks up
Hurricane and throws him over the top rope to the floor where he has been
eliminated from this match.
Now it is Confederate Cluck vs. Dean Malenkris as all sorts of items are being
thrown in the ring by Malenkris who climbed out of the ring under the bottom
rope. Cluck starts to make chicken noises at Malenkris who is now walking
around the ring, Malenkris angers at this and then slides back into the
squared circle where he faces an all out attack by CC who has the upper hand.
CC then starts slamming a metal chain (which he picked up after Malenkris
threw it in the ring) onto the ground next to where Malenkris is sliding
in. The very end of the chain connects and hits Malenkris square in the
shoulders. Malenkris then falls to the ring writhing in pain. Confederate
Cluck takes advantage of this and proceeds to throw as many kicks and punches
as he can at Malenkris. Confederate Cluck then lifts Malenkris in the air and
perfectly executes a powerbomb on Malenkris directly on top of a table..
Confederate Cluck again lifts Malenkris to the air as he is now attempting to
toss him out of the ring. Malenkris manages to grab the rope and hold on. CC
angers and starts to stomp on Malenkris' hands. With what strength Malenkris
has left he manages to kick Confederate Cluck square in the jaw knocking CC
straight to his butt. Malenkris hangs on to the rope and slowly swings
himself back into the ring. As CC manages to get the sense back about him they
both get to their feet at the same time, locking up, and CC gets the upper
hand and tosses Malenkris to the ropes as Malenkris looses his footing and
trips over a broom stick he threw into the ring, Malenkris falls out of the
ring and to the ground where he feet touch the floor and he officially looses
this match. The official winner of this match is Confederate
Cluck.
Malenkris lost by his own doing you might say, his own wantonness
to defeat Confederate Cluck has made him lose this match. Confederate Cluck
retains the HardKore Title. On to the next event of the
evening. Mysterious Mark will take on Blonze. As they both start out in the
ring, the action is set to begin. And there is the bell.
***All of this took place on June
30th 2005***
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