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Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
This week in F-COW things have been awesomely crazy and off
the wall. Not to mention very interesting wrestling. Lets get down to the
action.
In the first match it was supposed to be Cluck vs. Cock Jizner.
But upon the announcement of his name CJ was attacked in the locker room as we
was getting ready to walk out. CJ was attacked by Cluck, who apparently was
extremely irate about something. Cluck assaulted CJ in the locker room and then
when he felt CJ was good and destroyed after numerous head slams into chairs and
lockers, Cluck dragged CJ out to the squared circle by his hair and continued
his assault. Cluck managed to find a hose and rope hog tied CJ and left him
sitting there as he walked back to the locker room ranting and raving. When
someone tried to talk to Cluck, he took a swing at them which made him back up
and then Cluck slammed the door and you could still hear the yelling though it
was not completely coherent. After CJ was un-tied and put on a stretcher
and taken to the back he seemed pretty much lifeless. Though word has it CJ is
doing alright, he is badly beaten though. And word has it that Cluck was
for the rest of the night guarded by security.
No guessing that left COW speechless. And COW had to take a
break for a minute to re-group. When all came back together a tongue tied WhYno
made an announcement that he and Dean Malenkris would be fighting in the bar
room brawl. COW had not cleared Dangerous Dolphin to wrestle. Which made DD
pretty upset but he said he thought WhYno could teach Malenkris a lesson that he
greatly needed to learn.
Justice came out to where WhYno was talking yanked
the microphone out of WhYno's hand and said, " Political Steve Unless you
are chicken you will fight me tonight." He threw the microphone back at
WhYno gave him a disgusted look and left. WhYno growing angry put the microphone
down and took off to the locker room area where he grabbed a camera and went on
a hunt for Justice.
Meanwhile the ref entered the ring for the Official First match
of the night (but the match carded for the second match). Rico Anderson vs. Jaso
the stylist. Looking more stylish than ever Jaso came out to the squared circle
and stood there to be admired by the COW fans. Rico then came out ready for a
fight, but before he came to the "ring" Jaso told him to stop and
said, "You need a make-over" as he snapped his scissors shut. Rico not
liking that flew into the "ring" and threw four hard right hands at
Jaso's abdomen. Then he threw a knee to the face. Jaso was then thrown to the
ground as Rico went for a high-risk maneuver standing on a bench he was going to
jump off and give Jaso an elbow to the chest. Jaso anticipating this managed to
roll out of the way, and managed to then climb back to his feet. Jaso then
taking advantage of Rico being down applied a Boston Crab and then when the ref
wasn't looking proceeded to grab onto the nearest thing to give him some
leverage. When the ref caught wind of this he went to tell Jaso to remove his
hand. At which time Rico managed to free a hand and grab Jaso's hair, he then
freed himself from the Boston Crab and still holding onto Jaso's hair rolled
Jaso up for the pin. After that Jaso was telling the ref that Rico had cheated
the ref said he didn't see a thing. Rico meanwhile saw Jaso's scissors and
picked them up walked up behind Jaso then grabbed him around the neck then
grabbed a handful of hair with that same hand with the other hand he whacked off
that handful of hair then let Jaso drop to the floor. Jaso was in shock got up
angry and charged for Rico who ran like a little sissy girl to hide . Jaso was
banging on his locker room door.
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