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Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
Good Evening Folks, and welcome to yet another splendid
edition of F-COW. We have a Great card in store for all of you.
With the shocker of Political Steve losing his title to Bobby
Zoolander, Justice was granted a shot at Political Steve, it seems the
contract would not be signed as long as PS held the title, because someone
thought that PS would lose the title, dont get me wrong, PS did not say he
didnt want to fight Justice, but some representatives of his did say they did
not want the match to occur. In the first event of the evening the contract
was sign, evil eyes were exchanged, and then Justice was escorted to the back
by security.
After Justice left, we were informed that six wrestlers would
fight in a battle to resurrect the HardKore Championship. We were not told nor
were the wrestlers told who would be in the competition until the event was to
start. In the first match, Mr. Jizner took on Triple S, who
looked like a slightly whorry version of Liza Minelli dress and all. Triple S
trotted to the ring, bringing all attention to him and away from CJ. Triple S
climbed into the squared circle trying to be as graceful as a swan, but to no
avail, he tripped on the hem of his dress (which there was no explanation as
to why he was wearing it in the first place), and fell to the ground, to which
CJ took complete advantage of and started the assault with a kick to the head
and then repeated kicks to the side. Triple S who was screaming by this point,
though it wasn't clear if it was in pain or what, CJ grabbed the legs of Triple
S and put him in a figure four leg lock. CJ then socked Triple S in the face
with a closed fist as Triple S attempted to sit up and flip over to counter
the maneuver. Triple S regained some of what little sanity he retains,
and laughed at CJ, flipped him over and leaned as far up as he could to put a
lot more pain on CJ, then the ref was forced to release the hold as CJ grabbed
the ropes. Triple S and CJ grappled and then Triple S was tossed to the ropes
he countered as he hit CJ with a massive Clothesline and CJ went down hard as
his head thumped against the ground. As quick as this match began it was over,
Triple S pinned CJ and retained the WIN. In the second Match of
the night Bobby Zoolander took on Cluck in a non-title defense. That match was
more hilarious than anything, it looked like a comedy routine than anything
else, like two of the three stooges. Though Cluck did his best to make the
match good, it seemed like Zoolander was suffering from lack of practice, and
seemed more like a janitor being attacked. Cluck went to clothesline Zoolander,
and Zoolander fell to the ground for no apparent reason before Clucks arm even
hit him. Zoolander then tried to trip Cluck, and then Cluck stepped over
Zoolander and then kicked him in the ribs. Having enough of this match the ref
called a sixty second rule, saying if the match was not won in 60 seconds both
competitors would lose the match. Then Zoolander stood up and went to attempt
to pick Cluck up and deliver a pile-driver and Cluck countered and gave
Zoolander a bulldog, and pinned him as the count down from ten had begun. The
crowd laughed and Cluck grabbed the mic and told Zoolander he needed to get
back to the gym for some practice. In the third Match it was
the most anticipated match of the evening Justice vs. Political Steve. Justice
made his way to the squared circle amid a roar of boos.
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