|
Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
In the past month since the HardKore title
has been reinstated, there have been five different champions in addition to Zeppline
who won the title at the last event. The following day which was a Sunday,
Zeppline was jumped by Dean Malenkris who had a referee with him. He beat
Zeppline down while he was in the middle of a meal. Dean Malenkris took the
chair Zeppline sat on and smacked him in the back of the head Zeppline really
didnt have much of a chance, then the pin and Malenkris
was the new HardKore Champion. On the Fifth of September, Malenkris while
leaving from an interview was jumped by Blonze and the two brawled
for about 10 minutes when Blonze managed to get the upper hand as some unknown
person decided they didnt like Malenkris and decided to blindside him with a
boot to the back of the head. Blonze was the new
HardKore Champion. Setpember 18th, Someone managed to find Blonze, who you ask,
WhYno, WhYno and Blonze ended up all over the yard of Blonze whom was outside
mowing the lawn, and after a long struggle it looked as if Blonze might win. But
he got distracted by a woman coming out of his residence, and WhYno
won the HardKore Title. September 19th on his way to Casa de Drunks WhYno
was being followed by an unknown automobile, when he pulled over he realized it
was Truck with a ref. Truck had a couple hands full of brass knuckles to which
he proceeded to deliver hand after had to WhYno, whilst WhYno fought back as
hard as he could. WhYno was then knocked out cold by the ref after Truck did a
body slam on WhYno....then the ref revealed that he was FaTe, and at that time a
car screeched to a halt outside of the bar, and out comes another COW ref driven
by Justice. Fate was now taking on Truck so either one of them would be able to
pin WhYno. FaTe Prevailed,
and won the HardKore title. The last person to wind the title this past month
took Fate by surprise while he did a work out at the COW Training Facility also
known as the Farm. FaTe was attacked by both American Spirit and Ozz as FaTe.
Justice, and the Iraqi Assassin did a work out. The lights were shut off and the
three were attacked. Fate was taken aside into the back, and he was singled out
by Ozz who took on FaTe as American Spirit took care of the other two. in
walked a ref into the dimly lit locker room where Ozz and FaTe were and
assumed it was a match, so he stayed to officiate Ozz Chocked FaTe and then
threw him into the lockers to which FaTe fell very hard to the floor and Ozz
realizing the ref was there pinned FaTe and was Crowned the HardKore Champion!
Meanwhile in the front of the gym the security managed to get the lights turned
back on, (right as Ozz was managing to make his escape and American Spirit had
already made his great escape) and to the security guys' surprise they
found Justice, Iraqi Assassin and FaTe lying there in the gym (all in different
parts of the gym) and then they found the ref near his locker getting some
things out and he explained to them that he was officiating a HardKore title
Match. That he had no idea anyone else was in the gym, because he came in
through the back. Ozz later told us that he really had no intention at first to
get the HardKore title, he and American Spirit just wanted to get the Formidable
Six, to make their presence in COW known.
Now onto the action for this fun filled event......
To Continue Reading Click
PageII
|
COW
Store