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Fictional COW is
here because the guys at COW have been so busy, and because some of the people
here at COW-Wrestling.com are either pretty creative or bored out of their
minds. I would like to think imaginative is the word to describe them.
Remember people this is all fictional.
In the opening match this evening, Ozz and American Spirit
took on Jizner and Paymen for the tag team titles. True to their word, Ozz and
American Spirit took shocked and awed the entire audience. The surprised J &
P , as Ozz and American Spirit were introduced second, and as J & P were
waiting for them to enter the squared circle, they popped out from the crowd
instead and jumped J & P from behind. When the ref got it down to two
people in the ring, it was Ozz vs. Jizner. It seemed that Jizner would get the
upper hand as he managed to trip Ozz and get him in a leg scissors. Which Ozz
somehow managed to reverse and caught Jizner in it, who then started to scream
and barley managed to tag in his partner Paymen whom came in swinging, and was
thrown into the ropes and got his foot caught on the edge of the mat where he
tripped. The match went on for about ten minutes in which it seemed as if both
teams would win when all of the sudden FaTe and Justice came out to attack Ozz
and American Spirit causing the match to be called and Ozz and American Spirit
to win by a DQ.
Out came a referee who was to officiate the possible HardKore title match When
Justice decided to beat on American Spirit, FaTe decided to go for the Hardkore
title and tried to hit Ozz with a metal chair Ozz managed to duck and Fate
dropped the chair. Ozz hit FaTe with a right then a left hand, and then went for
a kick to the midsection and as it connected FaTe fell to the floor. FaTe rolled
out of the way as Ozz went for an elbow drop, and then stood up and delivered a
leg drop. A metal bar was pushed into the squared circle and both FaTe and Ozz
scrambled for it. As FaTe reached for it Ozz managed to grab it just a second
before, and then swung right towards the legs of FaTe and missed. Ozz went to
stand up and was kicked in the ribs by FaTe. (All the while American Spirit and
Justice are still brawling outside of the squared circle) And FaTe then booted
Ozz in the face. FaTe said, "This is what you get for attacking a man from
behind like a COWard." As FaTe went for another kick Ozz rolled out
of the way then managed to stagger back to his feet and when he did he looked
FaTe in the eyes and said, "You want to see a coward, take a long hard look
in the mirror at the sissy who cried after he lost the title which he won by
attacking someone from behind." FaTe grew enraged and went insane at that
and tried in several attempts to his Ozz who moved, swayed and ducked out of the
way each time. Ozz then managed to clothesline FaTe then picked him up and power
bombed him to the mat and pinned him for the three count. With
two matches already happening, the next one was set to be a really good match.
Bobby Zoolander vs. Mysterious Mark in a non-title two out of three falls match.
But Zoolander failed to show up to the event. He called in 20 minutes before the
event was set to start and said he had developed an ear ache the night before
and could not wrestle. That surely pissed off the fans. And with
the rest of the evening set to kick off, all of the sudden the rest of the
matches were cancelled and everyone rushed out of the arena. Why? Apparently
someone called in a hoax and also set off the fire alarm at the same time. Word
around the locker room was it was Hyper Hector trying to make a triumphant
return to the ring. Not a good way to start if that is the case.
***All of this took place on
October 2nd 2004***
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