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B!tch Report: One Cow Star has been
watching the website closely to see if they will be the next to be inducted into
the Wall Of Fame. Clearly thinking that they deserve it. This Star has
been heard asking when and if he will be nominated, if there is anyway if he can
find out if he is on the list, and he has also been heard saying that he
certainly thought that he should have been nominated before the people on the
website already.
Like it or not, the way that the people
inducted into the Wall Of Fame are chosen is a closely guarded secret. It
is not certain unless you are on the panel of judges who decides this, and the
people who do are sworn to secrecy or have the threat of being fired and lets
not forget to mention sued.
As the offices of the website are a buzz,
rumors are flying around quite heavily as to whom might be the next inductee
into the Wall Of Fame. I have heard anything from Hesus Christo, to Bobby
Zoolander as guesses as to whom the next inductee might be. There is no clear
number one guess, it seems almost every Cow Star has a different guess.
Rumor Control: A huge Rumor flying
about in the locker room at the Danford Arena is that Teddy Blanchard was arrested
for soliciting a prostitute recently. Is it rumor or is it fact?
It is Fact! Teddy Blanchard was arrested on the 1st of May soliciting an
undercover police officer. When he was approached by the police he claimed the
women portraying a street-walker was the one who came onto him and asked him if
he wanted sex. Blanchard reportedly claims he never offered her any money. When
they were checking out the undercover video, they saw that Blanchard was
actually truthful and the police officer was put on suspension pending an
investigation.
It is a well known fact that Blanchard has admitted to picking up women of the
night, but however he has not been known for his truthfulness. On this night
though, Blanchard did tell the truth and was just let go sans appology.
Cow Star Sighting: A few of the
infamous pals have been spotted together, who you may ask, Jaso, CA DuDley and
Christopher Eugene and Triple S, have all been spotted palling around together
around a pool near the Danford Arena. These three have been the brunt of much
speculation as of late as to the relationship between these four. (Recently
three, Until Christopher Eugene as of late has been spotted often with the
others.) No one is quite sure as to what their true relationship is. And if you
were to ask Triple S or Jaso or CA DuDley, they all just giggle, like little
school girls. Christopher Eugene just huffs and walks away. I have heard them
all whispering amongst each other, but there is nothing conclusive to report as
to what their relationship may be. Although I do know for a fact that Jaso, CA
DuDley, and Triple S have purchased a house together in Sun City. The house,
when purchased, was 4 bedrooms, however, tremendous renovations have been going
on, so it is uncertain if all four bedrooms still remain. But where Christopher
Eugene fits in, is pretty much anyone's guess.
Speaking of: Christopher Eugene he has
had numerous problems as of late, not just money problems but problems with the
IRS and his pals, and tag team partners, the turmoil between the three has been
very thick. It seems that Tea Money and Maximillion Johnston III are blaming
Christopher Eugene for the problems they are having. All three of them have been
heard yelling at each other. And Christopher Eugene has even been banned from
entering their vacation home while the other two are there. Maybe that is why he
has been spending time with the
"Flamboyant Ones."
Information: As you may or may not
know, I have been hired to be a full time columnist at the website. This is a
fairly new happening, as it has only happened since the 10th of May. I want to
thank all of you who have asked for my article to stay at the website.
There is a little about me on the website, but
I want you to understand, I do not like that information being there. As little
information as possible about me should be anywhere. And since I was asked to
put a little about me on the website I did so. And it was elaborated on by the
webmistress. As I am not happy with it, and have expressed to her that I am not
happy about it, it will remain there, because I am not going to go all out to
get my way. Mainly because I am happy for this opportunity and I will not mess
it up.
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