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Rumors: Amidst the name of MooMania
III, The Final Feast, and rumors set in motion by not only COW Members but by
media as well as some fans, it has been heard that MooMania III could have been
the last COW Show. Or possibly just for a while. Is it true? From what I hear,
it might be. But then again, COW has been known for its shock and awe value.
But lets put this out there for you to wrap your heads around. While lingering
around the Danford Arena after MooMania III, I heard a few of the Wrestlers bid
farewell, BUT it is not yet certain if it is just goodbye for now, or what. I
have my ideas, but for once, I am keeping my sleuths mouth shut.
CowMissioner: Well Mr. Political Steve
lost his job in a flag match against Justice at MooMania III for the
CowMissionership. So now our New "Greatest and Most Defendingist Cow
Heavyweight Champion" CowMissioner, Justice has his hands full. No sooner
than Political Steve had his bags packed, and office locked up as well as the
locks changed (he said he is not giving up his office in the Danford Arena. And
so the Russo's Allowed him to keep it) And no sooner than Justice received the
keys to his new, much smaller office in the Danford Arena, complaints in leaps
and bounds came flying into the Cowmissioner's office. And some went straight
out the window or into the shredder. Cowmissioner Justice has had a very busy
week with meetings a plenty, and complaints out the kazoo. I have even heard him
get frustrated on the 14th of June, in which he exclaimed a deep profanity,
(nothing too bad I assure you) and then he took a deep breath, and closed his
office doors. After that his phone was heard being disconnected or rather taken
off the hook, and then he took a few hours to wrap his head around everything
and then went back to work.
A Rough job full of criticism made tougher by complaints about the way the
former Cowmissioner did his job, and complaints about things that certain people
want to see done.
Note: Justice was wanting his rematch
at the Cow Heavyweight Title less than six months ago, with the chance to regain
the title. To everyone's surprise, Political Steve denied him of such a match,
and refused to draw up any papers that might allow such a match to happen.
When Political Steve left office he also signed a document that for at least one
full year after he left office, whether Justice remains CowMissioner or not,
Justice will not have a title shot for the Cow Heavyweight Title. And because
Political Steve was still CowMissioner when the paper was signed, it is binding
and there is nothing Justice can do about it.
Model Attack!: Bobby Zoolander, former
male model, has been rather irate that he lost the match against fellow Model
Gretaal at MooMania III, he has since challenged her to another pose-off an
impromptu one of course, and he lost again.
Zoolander, who has had his own share of woes and bumps in the road over the past
two years, then gave up and walked out of the arena. He was heard mumbling
something about his former Stylist Jaso. Jaso was later seen talking with
Gretaal, which if Zoolander would have seen that, it would have made him
Furious.
Update: It was seen on the 21st of
February that Zoolander was given until the 1st of June to be flying straight in
order to receive his wrestling license back on a full time basis. And that he
would be able to return to full time wrestling. The Update about this story is,
he was given his wrestling license back, but there has been an addendum to his
contract which the original contract can be viewed by looking
here.
The addendum being, he needs to get more therapy, mental problems are an issue
for Zoolander according to former CowMissioner Political Steve. Zoolander will
undergo a number of tests, and exams through Cow, and the Russo's as well as
under the supervision of a therapist. Zoolander, if he fails these tests, will
again loose his wrestling license.
Zoolander, who has reportedly been sober for245 days as of the 23rd of June,
does not deny he has issues. He has also requested that he be allowed to attend
therapy with a "friend" no word on that yet.
Zoolander does have a full time Life-Coach and full time Companion as of late,
his name at this time will not be released.
Zoolander has claimed that some of his problems have stemmed from the way things
ended between him and Jaso, who was a friend since high school, when they were
both ostracized.
I think it is a cop-out, but what I believe is not what matters in this case.
What the point is, is Zoolander needs help, and he believes loosing a great
friend has been the straw that broke the camels back and caused him to spiral
out of control. His therapist of course, has no comment. And was heard just
saying, "uhh-huh" when Zoolander was speaking to him. After that, I am
not sure what happened, because I was tossed out of the office.
Coincidence or not, the secretary did not believe that this person happens to be
my therapist too. Well Maybe.....That is what I told her, she believed none of
it, and told me if I did not leave right then she would call the police, I told
her, if the police were called she would have been fired, because it was her
lack of paying attention that allowed me to get into the hallways in the first
place. She nodded and grimaced and sent me on my way without calling the police.
Twenty Minutes Later, Zoolander was seen slowly walking out of the building with
his head bowed to the ground, reaching for his dark sunglasses, putting them on,
and walking along slowly to the nearby park where he was joined by his
Life-Coach and they sat for two hours slowly
eating a Nutri-Bar and quietly talking.
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