From the
CowMissioner's Office: Jaso the Stylist, has officially been hired as
CowMissioner Justice's secretary, on the basis that he is the only qualified one
to have the job. There was a hitch though, it is that Jaso MUST NOT refer to
himself as "Sexretary" in any way shape or form, because if he does it
is grounds for termination, because it is inappropriate for the workplace.
Jaso has agreed to the terms and started his job on the 5th of July. He
has colorized the office leading to CowMissioner Justice's office greatly. He
even spent the evening of the 5th of July painting the office an inviting color,
and hanging up paintings and making sure the proper shades were on the window.
Justice has had a better week keeping things going and getting work done,
it appears if he stays on the course he is on, and at the pace he is going, he
should be caught up on the backed up paper work in about a week or two.
Trouble Again: Teddy Blanchard was arrested again for soliciting a
woman of the night. And this time he does not deny it, and he was arrested
properly this time, as last time he actually never solicited the "prostitute"
. Teddy Blanchard was arrested wearing leather and had whips and chains in the
room with him. And was in fact tied up. He was arrested as a part of a raid on a
local whorehouse. Blanchard has admitted to liking the ladies of the night, and
keeping them in his company. It seems he just can not avoid their company.
Zoolander: Doing well, and vigorously training, to get back into
full time competition. He has been continuously attending his anger management
courses, and been religiously going to his AA meetings. And his Life Coach, Ioxa
Myashin by his side giving him advice and making sure that he stays in line. And
is continuing to undergo all of the tests that were ordered by our Former
CowMissioner, Political Steve.
Out of the News for a While: Haul E. Paymen is petitioning for the
right to wrestle again. He had won the tag team titles in August of 2004, but
was later stripped of the titles with C.J. due to the fact that Paymen did not
have a valid Wrestling License. So, in seeing that, Paymen went directly to
retain his wrestling license, and got it after many months. And is now asking to
be allowed to wrestle, even in the Cow Training Facility, which right now he is
not allowed to do, his license has not been validated yet, that is one thing on
the CowMissioner's to do list, because it was one of many piled up paper works
that the former CowMissioner Political Steve didn't get to.
Sill No Word: Hayes Rutherford Orndorff has still not been
officially given word on if he will or will not be hired into Cow Wrestling
Entertainment Group. CowMissioner Justice has had other things on his plate to
deal with. But assures Hayes Rutherford Orndorff that he will get to him soon.
Within a Months time he hopes.
In the meantime, Hayes Rutherford Orndorff still comes to the arena every day,
and sits and waits to hear. Talks to all of the wrestlers and people coming into
and leaving the Danford Arena. And has retained a temporary pass to the Training
Facility, (his wrestling license has been validated.)
Time will tell on that front. But Hayes Rutherford Orndorff seems to be getting agitated
as the days go by, but has shown a tremendous amount of gusto.
Hocus Pocus: Ok so at MooMania III when Mysterious Mark lost the
match against Truck in the Career vs. Mask Match, it was revealed that
Mysterious Mark was a broomstick. And while that is something that is hard to
swallow, and completely unbelievable, doesn't anyone wonder why Mysterious Mark
has not been around the Danford Arena in the past month?
Yes ok, we know it was some sort of magic trick pulled somewhere along the line
to make Mysterious Mark look like a Broom Stick, but even his shadowy figure
which looms darkly around the catacombs of the Danford Arena have not been seen
or felt in the past month, since he lost the match. I know one thing is for
certain, he is still employed by Cow, at present, however he has not been
around, and is not on vacation. His Magical Disappearance Act has even a few Cow
Stars wondering.
The Ominous Broom Stick that was "Revealed to be Mysterious Mark" sits
quietly locked in a glass box along with one of the infamous "masks"
that Mysterious Mark wore around, at the back of the vestibule of the Danford
Arena. (the back part of the lobby before you run into the elevators.) It is
dimly lit and sits next to a plaque with the names of all of the Cow Heavyweight
Champions.
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