Frik and Frak: Frik and Frak are
missing a partner in crime, poor Frik and Frak are seemingly lost without their
companion, whom has gone on to find a day job. "Frit" as I will call
him, seems to have gone onto bigger and better things, according to Frik and
Frak, they are completely "bummed out" and are so wary of "Frit's"
day job, that they have been heard saying that they don't think that he will
have time for them anymore. Causing Frik and Frak to be very moody as of late.
Not their usual selves.
Moody
Law-Breaker: In the news yet again, a law breaker whom has yet to appear in
court for his last crimes, Moody Law-Breaker has yet again broken the law being
arrested for the same crime committed not too long ago.
Mysterious
Lurker: Seen snooping finally after a month and a half of being M.I.A.
The Mysterious one has been seen lurking around the Danford Arena.
However deeply concerting to some, is that the infamous portrayal of the
Mysterious One, has disappeared from its home.
Shame
on his Name: One Cow Star has brought shame to his name, the man with
initials for a name, has been in a predicament, and forsaken his own wrestling
name, claiming he was not a wrestler, and did not wrestle ever.
This has lead many, who heard this betrayal, to become rather irate at such a
thing.
Why would a person deny their "alternate ego" unless they were
ashamed? As I have head this person say at least one time.
Shame
on the Company: A certain someone who will remain nameless has brought more
shame to the company, not in forsaking their name, but in doing things that
would make people who work for Cow Entertainment Group rather angry.
This person says that they do a lot for Cow, but have really contributed very
little in the past year or so. And no, this person is not the webmistress.
Bumd
and Rebumd: Not suffering from ANY mental disability that would cause this
person to act completely ignorant, this person is so unintelligent that not only
did they walk into a door clearly marked nonetheless, but they also got
lost on the way to the CowMissioner's office, with someone leading the way for
them. When they finally made it there, this person claimed that he had to stop
and tie his shoe, which is a common reason for getting lost or falling being
except for the looming fact that this person was wearing "Flip Flops"
After leaving the CowMissioners office, and an hour later finding their way out
of the building this simpleminded person proceeded into the parking garage of
the Danford Arena to look for their car. Simply put this person arrived via taxi
to the Arena. And it took this person about 20 minutes before they realized
that.
While waiting for a cab to arrive, this person walked off twice only to be
reminded by the ladies at the front desk that this person was waiting for the
taxi to arrive. The this person proceeded to walk back outside to wait.
This could be pushed off as a typical day full of Brain Farts, but this person
has been acting completely "bumd" lately.
This has been much concern to the CowMissioner who called this person on the
phone and asked that they go to the company Dr. (no not Dr. Dolittle) and have a
brain scan done. No reason could be explained for all of this odd behavior
except for maybe that this person is really feebleminded. Or maybe there is
reason, this person has had an awful lot of hits to the head, and a number of
drunken nights. Maybe it has finally taken its toll on this person's sanity, and
grip on reality.
Tongue Lashing:
One personality related to Cow, in one way or another recently received a tongue
lashing at the hands of a person on the high ladder in the offices of the Cow
Entertainment Group. One of the things this person did, was in complete refusal
of their contract, and could have gotten this person fired contract or not. But
it was decided that this person not be fired, but rather be made an example of.
This person pushed the line so far, that the rubber-band on the line snapped and
this person went tumbling over it.
This person was also recently spotted in a male strip club, dancing whole
heartedly with the male strippers, bringing into question several things about
this person that were thought to be true.
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What most of you do not know, is that in MANY of the Cow Stars contracts there
is a No Fire Clause. Which clearly states that said wrestler can not be fired
for any reason, unless they have crossed any lines set forth in writing by the
CowMissioner, and the Russo's. And if and only if, it has been presented in
writing to the wrestlers themselves in a company meeting outlining and
explaining in detail (for the not so smart ones) what the line consists of.
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Why the change in format of my article? Because my goal is to get you the
news, but to also make you use your brains a little bit. Think about who
these people could be, and let us know on the Board who you think they are, as
well as what you think of this new format of my article.
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