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MilkMan
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Well, all of you weird people that actually read my crappy outlook on life and wrestling, you came back for some more did you?
Well, lets not disappoint, lets get right into it this week!
Whyno has been very bummed out these past few weeks. It seems that he might have "lost his smile". I think that he lost it a long time ago, in fact he only had it for a few hours. That was when he was an evil corporate champion, that lasted for all of 10 minutes. But hey, what does time matter? Whyno will forever be in the record books as being a
champion, and I will never forgive the COW booking committee for that!
Is it just me, or is there a lot of underutilized talent in COW? I would love to see COW start pushing some of their under card attractions. I personally am a HUGE fan of Mysterious Mark, Iraqi Assassin, Cluck, the new comer Dean
Malenkris, and of course the list wouldn't be complete without the ever so great...Dangerous Dolphin, now
THERE is one helluva line up. If I was still booking up in Canada, and I could get these COW wrestlers....I think that I can out sell Vince McMahon himself! I want to see more of the Iraqi Assassin. He has main event material written ALL over him. Also, I think that Dean Malenkris and Rico would be a great team, if given the chance!
Mysterious Mark is always great, he is entertaining and in my humble opinion, he is championship material. Cluck should be given a chance just so he doesn't sue the hell outa us and we end up with less than when we started. Which is kinda impossible, because how can you end up with less than negative? I don't know! and finally,
Dangerous Dolphin, this guy is PURE comedy! SWIM SWIM SWIM... I mean seriously, if this guy was pushed, he could draw. Of course the only thing that he could draw would be stick figures, wait, wrong kinda draw,
nevermind! COW bookers I hope that you read this, because, if you put me into the COW booking committee, I promise that COW will no longer just be a WWE rip off, it will be a grand rip off of ALL wrestling companies that have ever lived!!!
~~Until next time, drink more milk!
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