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MilkMan
Prophecies
The
Man of A Million Insults
Well kiddies, the prophet is finally back. After long delay,
and a whole lotta detox at the infamous casa de drunks (paid plug!) COW
has finally allowed me back to write my column. So then lets get started
shall we?
Political Steve has been touring southern California as of late trying
to promote COW to people, the effects seem to be a huge failure, because not only did he not find anyone to agree to watch
COW, he also lost some fans in the process by endorsing Cruz Bustamante
as the next governor of Ca. The very strange thing is that mr. cruz is
a very liberal candidate, so i don't know what is going on there... maybe
some nice chunk change went into the pocket of PS...who knows...
Lets see, what else is new? well there is a whole lotta nothing... some
sources tell me that Xtreme has another wrestler ready to be moved up to
the ranks of COW, the farm league has been pretty successful, shocking
the hell outa me, but hey, i cant be right all of the time! the new wrestler
is said to be a good friend of Cluck, sources tell me that they may be
a team, but nothing is set in stone yet. the name of this strapping young
fellow has yet to be released, but i know him personally, i have been to
many of the shows that he has main evented, and all i can say is...WHAT
THE HELL IS XTREME THINKING?? well then again these are just ramblings
from someone that knows absolutely nothing about wrestling. YOU ARE A MORON
XTREME!! ok enough... thanks for reading my column this week...ummm...until
next time...umm....let me think....damn i cant come up with anything clever....oh
well.
Peace out!
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