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MilkMan
Prophecies
The
Man of A Million Insults
Well kiddies
another boring week has just passed, and a whole lotta nothing has happened
either. One significant thing did happen, the people of cow realized that
they are being ran by their world champ. this is the way it should be,
but on the other hand, it may not be. cow has been known to be a little
out there when it comes to entertainment, with people eating things all
the time, with a few people being crazy, with some being homosexual, and
even some clowns. Well, COW needs to open their eyes because the time of
entertainment is done with, people that watch cow want to see more wrestling
than anything else. this leads me to the COW roster. Lets begin shall we?
World champion
Political Steve: many say that he is the most entertaining person in cow,
few say that he is the best wrestler. My opinion: Political Steve has had
many chances on proving himself as a good wrestler, and has failed many
times aswell! is he entertaining? Hell Yes he is. Is he a good wrestler?
Well, not really, but it really doesn't matter because his antics improve
his skills. Should he be world champion? Why not? COW officials gave the
belt to the likes of Truck and Whyno, so why not give it to political Steve?
Justice: now
this one is the total opposite of PS. Everyone says that he is the best
wrestler, but few say that he is entertaining. My opinion: Justice IS the
best damn wrestler there is in COW, like ps though, he has had many chances
to be entertaining, but fails most of the time, Justice's entertainment
comes while wrestling, he doesn't need antics to push his character, he
does a good job just wrestling.
Senor Sexxxay:
in my opinion, HE is the whole package. He has the perfect blend of pure
wrestling and he has the entertainment value with him. if it were up to
me COW would be just a bunch of Sexxxay's running around beating on eachother!
he has proven himself many times, going against the best COW has to offer,
having entertaining matches with Truck and having technical matches with
Justice. Senor Sexxxay IS the total package. ( I will be expecting my kickback
soon sexxxay!) This my friends is not the whole roster, but they are the
3 main people right now, so there you have it. In a nut shell, PS is entertaining,
Justice is a damn fine wrestler, and Senor Sexxxay is both. join me next
time when I get into the B-Team of COW.
Until then
I shall say...I am not your daddy!
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