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Howdy, Well it is officially the first week of the year 2004. Hard work and a headache are what I have to show for 2003, that and the site. But that is another story. I cant believe that Political Steve thinks I need Therapy. I mean I think it is enough that I let you all know what I think here, and now he wants me to go to some therapist and yak to them for an hour a day 4 days a week. How funny is that. Anyways not that you wanted to know that. Lets see what is up this wonderful week in COW.

For some odd reason Senor Sexxay's injuries from his last encounter with an attacker cause some strange side effects. The cut to his face, which was right above his eye brow has caused his eye to swell shut. However, Sexxay has had some good news in the wake of not being able to see out of one eye, it is that his back and neck are doing quite well, and most of the swelling has gone down. Sexxay spent New Years day in the hospital. It turns out he had an infection to the cut area which caused a tremendous amount of swelling.

Xtreme had a bad New Year's eve, He was setting off some fireworks at the COW training center when one blew up as he leaned over it. Xtreme was taken to a hospital and suffered minor burns to his face, and is suffering  temporary blindness due to the flash and sparks of the tiny little "el Diablo" firework.

MilkMan is back to his old tricks, and is off of the IV and out of any harm, as long as he takes his meds and doesn't drink alcohol like it is going out of fashion.

Christopher Eugene has said that Jaso ruined his "Pretty" face and has decided to try to press charges against him following the brawl that ensued between the two a week ago. A lawyer says that there isnt much of a chance he will win, but remember here C.E has a butt load of money and will throw everything he can at it to gets Jaso into trouble. Who knows really why, but the two really despise each other.

Another week with Truck having a huge smile on his face, and he will not give up any reason as to why. He and his "beauties" have been seen out and about town together.

CA DuDley has offered to be MilkMan's personal "nurse" to make sure he takes his meds and lays off the booze. MilkMan of course refused. CA says he will not give up hope.

Casa de Drunks and House of Sexxay raked in the money New Years Eve. They both had an extreme amount of people in the bars, so much so that they were nearly in violation of the fire codes. And at one point in the night both bars were nearly Shut Down. WhYno has bragged that he pulled in more money than Sexxay's bar, but since there was no contest there is no official tally of the two, each knows how much they made but are not allowed to say. Congratulations to both..

Not to start any rumors or anything  that is not the intention, but a WFC superstar has been spotted hanging out with a COW star. No names will be named due to trouble that either of them might get into. But the two Stars were not spotted anywhere near an arena they were out having a drink together talking about who knows what. In the local strip bar.

And Well COWcoholics, on that note we will end it for this week because it is Time for my Shock Therapy now...... Lat0r Gat0r. My New Years Resolution, get them to let me out of Therapy! I might just go more insane if I have to keep going back. (quiet screams) Or maybe.....Nahhhhh.

January 5th, 2004