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I regret to inform you all, I am in trouble for supposedly making threats towards COW. All I wanted was to be let out of Therapy. Have any of these people been subjected to the things therapists do....wait this is COW of course most of you know.  Anyways they say I need more therapy now, and that they think I am seriously damaged.......well spit on them, But hey that isnt a threat just a figure of speech alright, dont get your thong in a ruffle.

Alright, now on to business.....Where is MilkMan, when is he coming back? And why did COW give him a vacation? All questions I have been asked as of the past three weeks. Ok let me answer the best I can. MilkMan is well I have no clue where he is. I dont know when he is coming back, he was supposed to be back last week. And he was given a vacation because he was overworked, and COW didnt want to pay him overtime. I have not heard from MilkMan in a week and a half, and he has not been seen in two plus weeks. He doesnt answer his calls either. we know he is ok, he sent us a lovely message via a nurse (nope not CA) saying something along the lines of "I am fine. will contact when I get a chance." So until then we still have no MilkMan article.

Ok Now rumors about FaTe and Justice doing nothing but whining is a complete falsity neither of them have been whining but they have been complaining about the unfairness they are being treated with. But hey so are a lot of other COW stars.

Xtreme is still suffering temporary blindness and is raising all kinds of trouble while he hopes to get his vision back as soon as possible.

Christopher Eugene has filed a formal complaint against Jaso, as Jaso has filed a similar complaint against Eugene. Now the lawyer says since they have both decided to file formal complaints against each other the case will go to court and no one knows how it will turn out. Jaso apparently got the worst of the brawl at least according to the public defender.

Senor Sexxay is doing well with his physical therapy, and hopes to be out of his chair sooner than he though. Though Sexxay may have to go into surgery later this week, he seems to be in high spirits. The swelling to his face has gone down, but not as much as the doctors had hoped. It seems he may be having an allergic reaction to the stitches. We will know more when he goes to the doctor on Thursday afternoon.

Dean Malenkris has been taken into police custody. He has been taken there for questioning in the attack on Senor  Sexxay. Though the police still have a warrant out for FaTe.  Dean Malenkris seems to now also be a suspect. Malenkris doesnt seem to have an alibi for the nights of the attacks, and he was spotted in the area. I wonder what that is all about. The police will not comment on it. And neither will Mr. Technical himself.

No more rumors or anything, but the unidentified COW and WFC Stars have been spotted again together. Nothing gay about it so dont get that impression, those guys are the epitome of a heterosexual male. There are talks about however that particular COW star may jump ship and go to WFC. COW denies that as does WFC. But rumors are flying. No WFC star  has any intentions of coming to COW that isnt even an option I have been told.

 Well COWcoholics, Until Next time ......Lat0r Gat0rs. 

January 12th, 2004