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I regret to inform you all, I am in trouble for supposedly
making threats towards COW. All I wanted was to be let out of Therapy. Have any
of these people been subjected to the things therapists do....wait this is COW
of course most of you know. Anyways they say I need more therapy now, and
that they think I am seriously damaged.......well spit on them, But hey that
isnt a threat just a figure of speech alright, dont get your thong in a ruffle. Alright,
now on to business.....Where is MilkMan, when is he coming back? And why did COW
give him a vacation? All questions I have been asked as of the past three weeks.
Ok let me answer the best I can. MilkMan is well I have no clue where he is. I
dont know when he is coming back, he was supposed to be back last week. And he
was given a vacation because he was overworked, and COW didnt want to pay him
overtime. I have not heard from MilkMan in a week and a half, and he has not
been seen in two plus weeks. He doesnt answer his calls either. we know he is
ok, he sent us a lovely message via a nurse (nope not CA) saying something along
the lines of "I am fine. will contact when I get a chance." So until
then we still have no MilkMan article. Ok Now rumors about FaTe
and Justice doing nothing but whining is a complete falsity neither of them have
been whining but they have been complaining about the unfairness they are being
treated with. But hey so are a lot of other COW stars. Xtreme is
still suffering temporary blindness and is raising all kinds of trouble while he
hopes to get his vision back as soon as possible. Christopher
Eugene has filed a formal complaint against Jaso, as Jaso has filed a similar
complaint against Eugene. Now the lawyer says since they have both decided to
file formal complaints against each other the case will go to court and no one
knows how it will turn out. Jaso apparently got the worst of the brawl at least
according to the public defender. Senor Sexxay is doing well with
his physical therapy, and hopes to be out of his chair sooner than he though.
Though Sexxay may have to go into surgery later this week, he seems to be in
high spirits. The swelling to his face has gone down, but not as much as the
doctors had hoped. It seems he may be having an allergic reaction to the
stitches. We will know more when he goes to the doctor on Thursday afternoon. Dean
Malenkris has been taken into police custody. He has been taken there for
questioning in the attack on Senor Sexxay. Though the police still have a
warrant out for FaTe. Dean Malenkris seems to now also be a suspect.
Malenkris doesnt seem to have an alibi for the nights of the attacks, and he was
spotted in the area. I wonder what that is all about. The police will not
comment on it. And neither will Mr. Technical himself. No
more rumors or anything, but the unidentified COW and WFC Stars have been
spotted again together. Nothing gay about it so dont get that impression, those
guys are the epitome of a heterosexual
male. There are talks about however that particular COW star may jump ship and
go to WFC. COW denies that as does WFC. But rumors are flying. No WFC star
has any intentions of coming to COW that isnt even an option I have been told. Well
COWcoholics, Until
Next time ......Lat0r
Gat0rs. January
12th, 2004
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