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COW and the website have hired a new writer.

Speaking of writers, MilkMan has been heard from. He has been having many problems not just with his computer, but health wise as well. It seems he had some sort of panic attack and was almost locked in the suicide ward in the hospital. I guess they thought he was going to take his life. But he is doing well. Besides being afraid to leave his house right now. We hope he will be back to work soon.

In the meantime, CA DuDley has somehow managed to finesse his way into MilkMan's house and is taking care of him. He finally got what he wanted, only because MilkMan was on meds and his other nurse quit on him.

Christopher Eugene and Jaso have gotten into another brawl, which has led to the drawing of more blood. Now I know the both of them have never liked each other, but I dont know what their brawl continues to be about. But now they are literally fighting like girls. Eugene and Jaso both lost a little bit of hair in the last brawl. And they were scratching like cats. Kinda a scary thing to watch. 

Sexxay did go into surgery last week to repair damaged tissue due to the allergic reaction to the stitches they were removed and replaced and he is doing well now. And he has been given an official date of when he will be allowed out of the wheel chair, the first week of February he will be evaluated again and should be well enough to be out of the wheel chair.

Guess who else has joined the "dark side" of COW. Dean Malenkris. He has joined ranks with Justice, FaTe, Iraqi Assassin, Palestinian Prince, Taliban Warrior. They will not completely admit the fact, but Mr. Technical has been spotted with them on several occasions and usually anyone spotted with them seems terrified, but he seemed at home, so to speak. Mr. Technical was questioned by the police and apparently he will go to court on the charges of assaulting Senor Sexxay on at least two of the three occasions. And FaTe still has a warrant out for his arrest in at least one of the attacks. 

WhYno has gotten some good news, as has Frankie Foley, they applied for a license for an expansion of the bar as well as the B-Plex, and they received the license on Saturday. And they plan on Starting the expansions in the beginning of February. Frankie said he couldnt be more excited. Dangerous Dolphin said he is also excited about the expansion, which will include a bull and more pool tables. As well as two new theaters for the B-Plex. the new portions will be expected to open in late April. And both the bar and B-Plex will be opened during the expansions.

 Well COWcoholics, that is all for this week. Til next time.....Lat0r Gat0rs. 

January 19th, 2004