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Ok Vaca Azul, you must think I am going to stoop to your level and start throwing pot shots your way. There is where you are wrong. It seems almost as wrong as I was to think that you would go over as a good writer. 

Dangerous Dolphin is so excited about being able to run the Arcade in the plans for the expansions of Casa de Drunks. He even has plans in the works of how he wants things to go. We caught him talking to himself pretending the "arcade" was already opened and pretending he was talking to people. Then as soon as he saw us he jumped and walked off. Dangerous Dolphin is still quite disturbed and has been instructed by his therapist to not talk to us. Apparently someone who works for the site talked to him and almost caused him to go postal.  WhYno saw that and took DD into the office area and let him cool it off. Is it strange or is it me that someone so heavily medicated works in a bar? WhYno has told us though that they are all looking forward to the expansions being complete. And Frankie Foley told us that he is so happy that he cant control himself he is so giddy half the time it is ridiculous. He sounds like a kid in a candy shop.

Jaso was quite offended that we used his name on the survey that was put up last week. But he did make a slip when we were talking to him he said "I resemb....resent that greatly. Who ever would think I would so such a thing..." then he tossed his head huffed and walked away without saying anything else.

Christopher Eugene has come out with some pictures of the alleged injuries inflicted by Jaso in their two very girlish brawls. Is this false accusations or is it the truth? Only the two of them know for sure.

Senor Sexxay is officially out of the wheel chair. He went to the doctors February 1st, (though he wasnt supposed to go until February 6th.) before FootBall of course, and was given the ok that he can be out of the wheel chair. The Doctor said, " The swelling is just about  completely gone, and it looks like Mr. Sexxay will have no long term effects. He will still have to resort to a back brace and a cane for about another month, just to be on the safe side." The Doctor also told us if there happens to be a house show sometime soon that he can wrestle as long as it is only in one match. He is certainly not a hundred percent, he is only about eighty percent but he is a lot better than he was. And he has said he is ready to get back in and wrestle next House Show.
Speaking of Senor Sexxay, The House of Sexxay is also hoping for expansions that include a longer bar and five more taps. He is just waiting on the permits. And then he will be looking for a contractor and some workers.

 Dean Malenkris goes to court on suspicion of attacking Senor Sexxay on two of the three occasions they expect to possibly convict they say they have "damning evidence" that remains to be seen. But he will be in court on February 13th.

Everyone's favorite Janitor Zoolander has decided to go back to COW's Training Farm. Taught by Xtreme, why he has decided to do that is beyond anyone.

Speaking of Xtreme he has gotten his vision back following a New Year's eve mishap which cost him his vision temporarily. And he talked to us and told us that his student of the last training course the only one to make it completely through, "American Spirit" has recovered completely from his injuries suffered late last year. And He is hoping to see him possibly break into the Fame of COW sometime this year.

Well COWcoholics, Hasta Linguine and Lat0r Gat0rs. 

February 2nd, 2004