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There is a whole lot of nothing much going on in the world of COW this past week. It has been somewhat quiet.

The expansions of both House of Sexxay and Casa de Drunks Continues. 

Xtreme is starting a new course for COW. After the training classes that COW hopefuls go through, if they pass that then they will have to go through another sort of boot camp to prove that the are fit to wrestle in COW. Then if they are lucky they will get into the farm league. American Spirit, the only one who passed the course last time, says he looks forward to being able to go through some more training. But he hope to one day wrestle Justice. And said something along the lines of traitor. but I will not go into great detail.

Dean Malenkris still says he is a part of the fearsome fivesome, and that we will rue the day that anyone questioned his motives. Every member of the fivesome completely denies that they are now in a coalition with Malenkris. They say "to do so would be like committing suicide, it would be completely against what we stand for. He is exactly what we loathe"

Sexxay has been doing well in physical therapy. And says he has been doing a lot of work outside of the offices, so that he may be able to walk completely on his own soon. As of now he still needs the assistance of a back brace and a cane. 

WhYno took it hard Tuesday night, during a bar room brawl that apparently started over a beer drinking competition, WhYno got hit in the back of the head with a bottle of beer. We heard him say "what a waste and it wasnt even my favorite kind." He did need 13 stitches to close the wound. and no concussion was suffered. "Thanks to my hard head," WhYno said. 

Truck has done his best to avoid everyone who works for the COW website, I guess he knows what questions are coming his way. Rumor has it, that this might be another "Chesty-Busty" scandal. I say no such thing. As Truck was set up for all that happened there.

Well with that it is time for me to hit the highway runnin  Later COWcoholics.
Lat0r Gat0rs. 

February 23rd, 2004