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Since the World of COW has been so quiet this week, meaning nothing happening at all, this weeks article is going to be a bit different.

I have been asked many times "What ever happened to so and so?" Well this week are going to answer that question.

What ever happened to "LilJenn"? After all of her problems with Hyper Hector the clown and all of her misfortunes in COW, she was arrested and put in jail. She escaped and was put into a mental institution.  She is currently residing in a psychiatric ward in the State Prison. 

What ever happened to Heif? Heif and MilkMan were arrested for murder and conspiracy to frame. MilkMan was released and was given a complete pardon after Heif said that he had nothing to do with the crime. Heif currently resides in prison serving a 35 year sentence, with the possibility of parole in 2005.

What ever happened to Hanz? Hanz, after the COWmissionership was stripped from him,  slipped into a deep depression, and decided to leave COW. Hanz is at this time working at Hotdog on a Stick in the local mall full time and part time in a Motel 6 as a desk clerk.

What ever happened to Hyper Hector the Clown? HHC still works with/for COW, though he is rarely seen. Many people ask why he hasnt competed and simply there is no explanation.  

What ever happened to Ronald "the Rebel"? Simply put who knows. We tried to get into contact with his family, and they dont even know where he has gone.

What ever happened to Link? Link was relieved of his job in COW after some serious disagreements between him and management. Link tried to start a wrestling school, and failed. At this time he currently is pushing papers at Kinkos.

What ever happened to Webmaster J? Webmaster J is still working for COW. And still working for the website. Though he is no longer the webmaster he does help with some of the decisions made for the site. 

What ever happened to GraphicC? Not many of you know who GraphicC is and have probably never heard that name before. But those who have wonder where he has been. GraphicC used to design graphics for the site. Last heard from him he works for an opposing wrestling company. He didnt like that his designs were tweaked beyond recognition.

What ever happened to COW? I dont quite understand that one, but have been asked many times this question. COW is still in existence but things have been busy for everyone who works for COW outside of the arena. It seems they all have something going on that has made it impossible for a Show to happen at the current time. From what I hear a COW show is hoped to happen soon. I heard maybe April or May. we will see.

What happened to MilkMan? MilkMan is still at home apparently CA DuDley has told us that MilkMan is suffering from agoraphobia, and is so afraid for some reason is even afraid to leave his room. MilkMan is also still having computer problems. We have heard from him and he seems well. But he would not say more than he is hoping to be back to work soon.

Is there anyone you want to know what happened to them? Lets us know and we will see what we can find out.

Later COWcoholics.  

March 8th, 2004