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This week we are going to confront all of the rumors going around. Which happen to be plenty.

"A COW Star is said to be wanting a shot in NASCAR" Which COW star could that be? And is this Rumor True?  First off yes this rumor is true, well partially. A COW star has gone to training for Driving classes for racing, though it is certainly not NASCAR. Which COW star you ask? None other than COW's own Dangerous Dolphin. He has stated to us that he enjoys driving fast. And it seems to get rid of a lot of aggression. He also said that he has no plans on becoming professional, because he enjoys his job at Casa de Drunks too much but it is something he enjoys doing. He plans on entering a Demolition Derby in the coming months. He is already fixing up a car for the derby.

"A COW Star has been heard saying he is going to 'jump ship' and move on" As much as I dont care for this rumor it is supposedly true. Though it is not certain which COW star it is said to be, or at least I can not identify the person. He has been heard saying it is time to move on.

"MilkMan really isnt sick, CA DuDley is just keeping him for himself." As much as that thought haunts me, it could be completely true. Though CA DuDley completely denies the fact and says he is just doing his job and helping MilkMan get over his fears. No one would like to think that MilkMan would ever swing that way though. There are also rumors that MilkMan has decided to quit COW and that he just doesnt want to tell us so he can keep being paid. That rumor can not be verified nor denied. As far as we know MilkMan still works for COW.

"Political Steve is not scheduling a show because he doesnt want to lose the title." Not true. A COW show has not been scheduled due to conflicting time schedules of the Stars. If one had the day off two more would be busy. COW stars do have lives outside of the "squared circle."

"Justice has not turned "heel" he just wants to make himself look tough" Ok now I dont know who thought up that one, but Justice is not a fan favorite anymore, the article he wrote was completely his feelings and he did not do it to make himself look tough.

"A COW star was hired back to COW, only because he threatened to sue COW"  COW stars have come and gone that is all a part of the business, not one of them ever threatened to sue COW if they were not hired back. Though there are former employees that claim to have been let go for stupid reasons. And have threatened to sue for that, but those were all just empty threats in the past.

"In the 'Three-way-pool-match' one of those competitors was afraid of drowning" Sure there are always risks when you compete but no one was afraid of drowning as far as I know. None of the competitors have mentioned anything to anyone if they were. And there was plenty of help standing by if anything were to have happened.

Well for rumors this week those are the top ones I am asked. There have been many more and maybe we will get some more weekly articles like this, but for now
Later COWcoholics.  

March 15th, 2004