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The COW site has suffered an unfortunate event. Everyone's favorite COW 
columnist has decided to take an extended leave of absence from the company. 
After a long bout of Agoraphobia for an unexplained reason, and numerous 
problems with his computer, MilkMan has decided to leave the company for the 
time being. He has been debating it for a time now, and has finally come to the 
conclusion that for now it is the best for him to do. MilkMan is always welcome 
back in the company, and to kill any rumors before they start he was not fired. 
MilkMan has had an abundant amount of personal problems the past two months 
that all came to a head after his last stint in the hospital after his poisoning. MilkMan 
we wish you well, and we hope things get better. Good Luck to you.

On to less depressing news. WhYno has finished with the expansions to the bar the 
last of the walls was put up late Saturday night, and that what remains is the flooring 
and decorating which WhYno says will take about a month.

Senor Sexxay says he expects his finishing touches to be started any day now. But it 
remains to be seen.

If anyone has noticed we have added a disclaimer to the site. We have been getting many complaints about certain things on the site. And many people have been 
complaining to COW instead of to myself or any member of the website staff. So 
for legal purposes we have put a disclaimer on the site.

CA DuDley was without a job on the side. When MilkMan took leave from the 
company, he also decided to let CA go as his nurse. CA DuDley was rather upset 
that he was let go and we even saw him cry when he came into work on Sunday 
Morning Though he would not say what he was crying about. He has decided that he 
will portray the Easter Bunny come Easter. And he is also working the mail room for 
the website. CA has been rather attached to MilkMan for the past few months.

Xtreme has been in a bad way as of late. He has been less audible than usual and has been basically in a very bad mood. Xtreme is still excited about the next round of hopefuls that are to come into the COW training facilities, but that will not happen until June. Until then Xtreme is doing nothing and has been rather depressed. He has thought about opening a wrestling facility of his own in Canada, but no word on that yet. In the meantime he has been walking around mumbling to and cursing everyone.

Who says you can't be old and get a new lease on life? Frankie Foley has done just that. Not only is he owner and operator of the B-plex, that is located in Casa de Drunks, but he has found someone whom he loves very much and plans to be married coming in May after the "Grand Unveiling of the New Casa de Drunks" which will take place sometime soon.

Blonze has been reduced to a job he does not particularly care for. He along with Bobby Zoolander are now scrubbing the toilets and floors of the Danford Arena. No clear reason as to why, but he is very unhappy about the situation.

Since there has been no COW Show in nearly 8 months many of the COW wrestlers have been very upset about the fact. And they are hoping to have a COW show really soon as are many other people. Maybe the bookers could come up with a day that fits everyone's schedules soon.

Since the last COW Show which was Pasteurization 2 in which Justice lost the title. Justice has become more maniacal than ever. And as it would seem, he seems to be calling most of the shots of the fearsome five now. Justice refuses to talk to any of us but rather just simply said, "Why would I want to talk to you bunch of unthankful ingrates." And has not said a word to us since.

For now, that is all. Have a wonderful week. Hope it doesn't get too hot. After all it is only spring. Or is it....the weather would say otherwise right?!
Later COWcoholics.  

March 29th, 2004