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In COW this week and the entire world of COW, it has been relatively quiet. Not a whole lot of anything going on. 

Xtreme has announced that he will begin work on a wrestling training facility in his home town in Canada. He found out last week that he was given all the grants and even a building to do so, and made the decision to go ahead with it.

Senor Sexxay is now walking without his cane. He told us he just decided he didnt need it anymore. He isnt back to himself completely, he still does have to walk a little slow, but he is getting better every day. And he thanks those who have sent their well wishes to him. He also says that in the past couple of weeks he has been having a problem with his short term memory and will be going to the doctor about that sometime this week.

COW has just heard some rather upsetting news. For Fans of Casa de Drunks and the B-plex. Frankie Foley has suffered a heart-attack. He was rushed to the closest hospital and the doctors said just in time. And he is ok though he is still in the hospital undergoing a watch. Early Sunday morning the doctors say he was also on the verge of having a stroke, but for some reason that never happened. But he did have most of the warning signs of having one. He remains under close watch.
WhYno says that he will let us know of any new changes that might result to the re-opening date of Casa de Drunks as a result of this unfortunate event. No word as of yet.
Dangerous Dolphin is rather distraught about this and has no comment. Though he has been seen taking his medication again.

There will be a no alcohol rule going into effect in COW. I have been told that for the next 3 months at any time any COW employee can and will be asked to give a breathalyzer test and or a urine test for drugs. Supposedly this is just for safety reasons because rumors have been flying outside of COW that many people in COW have been arriving at work drunk or worse on drugs.

The bar-off has been rescheduled for the third week in June due to some conflicts in the schedules for both bar owners.

Well I am off...Have a great week.
Later COWcoholics.  

April 18th, 2004