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In this week of COW there has been a lot going on, but at the same time very little if that makes any sense.

Xtreme has gotten many investors in his wrestling school, and they are on the road to building it. COW and Xtreme are in talks to make it an extension to the already existing branches of COW. No word on if Xtreme will accept it.

Casa de Drunks Re-Opening will still take place the week of May 3rd to 9th as was scheduled before, but because of what happened with Frankie Foley the B-Plex section will not be unveiled until Frankie Foley is back on his feet, well until he is better again.

There has been an outpour of  cards and well wishes for Frankie Foley whom at this point still remains in the hospital under a close watch. The doctors told us that his heart attack was probably due to undiagnosed high cholesterol along with heart problems that run in the family.  Frankie Foley has not been to the doctors in years.  In the meantime the Doctors are treating him and hoping that he is to be released in the next week. If all goes well. They said that he is in high spirits and according to WhYno, he is his normal self. We were not allowed in to see him, but we did managed to spot him from his window in the hospital, where he looked out at us and gave us the finger.

Senor Sexxay still has plans to re-open his bar the week of May 10th through the 17th. He says the final touches are being put on now.  Speaking of Senor Sexxay he is now able to walk at a normal speed for him, but is still not yet able to run. He says the therapy really works.

So COW has had its first Drug and or Alcohol tests taken. The tests were given to Bobby Zoolander, Dean Malenkris, and Chubba Rae DUDley. The results have not been made public as of yet. But we have been assured that if any COW star tests positive for either that they will be put on unpaid leave from COW.

Many rumors are flying around about CA DuDley. And many are unconfirmed but one if for certain that CA is not happy working for us in the Mailroom. Apparently he doesnt have a high confidence in the website he thinks he can do better. But he wont have the chance to prove it. But he has been offered the chance to write an article but has so far not responded to that.

Triple S has been rather quite as of late. And yesterday he stopped by offices and was seen peeking around. We have been told be certain higher-ups in COW that Triple S is going to work in the offices soon. I have seen many get a bit scared at the thought of that. But hey if he wants to work in the offices I say let him.

Well everyone that is all for this week. Have a good week