COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

HAPPY NEW YEAR and Welcome to 2005!

Well Lets officially say I am soooooo relieved that Mr. Political Steve is back from his punishment and is now back to his job as COWmissioner. There is most certainly no love loss between the two of us, but I like him much better in charge than CA and all of his major power-hungry-trips. And I dont really particularly care if he knows it either....He stinks in any type of high-power positions. I dont mind CA as a person, but as a person in charge....man oh man.....
OK lets get down to it. The past two weeks the site has not been updated. Reason?! Yeah there certainly is a good one. I was suspended. I was given a lovely pink slip by CA because of the so many "nice" things I had about him, so COW and the lovely Big_Heads gave me a two week unpaid vacation. No big deal for me, I enjoyed the last two weeks had a good holiday. I thought about working on the site a little, but what is the point if I can not publish anything?! So I didnt get too much work dont. All is good and well though because we are back for the new year, and going stronger than ever.

F-COW will be back in February and better than ever, at least that is what we are being promised. We were denied the right to publish it this month, and Political Steve isnt going to let us either, simply because he said he isnt ready to step on too many toes as of yet. No big deal.....Something we are looking forward too though is to make More F-COW's. We have been assured that we will be allowed to publish it next month.

All he wants for Christmas is to be out of Jail......Hahahaha.....Ok well Senor Sexxay spent another night in jail on Christmas Eve. Apparently he and his oh so rotten cocky attitude got him into an argument, and he ended up throwing fists and spent a night in jail. The person dropped the charges and Sexxay was then just charged with Public Intoxication. Hahahahaha.....If you could see me now, I am sticking my tongue out at that self-righteous.....Lets stop right there.

Casa De Drunks and most of the area wished for a release from the winter storms in the area. Parts of Mexico were hammered with SNOW, can you believe it?! And in California there was lots and lots of rain.

Anyone have a New Year's Resolution? Hrmmm I must say mine is to Work Harder..... Yeah right, dont think that is too possible. Ok I dont have one, now how about you?
Frankie Foley's is to eat better get more exercise and to hopefully have a better year for his Health.
Dangerous Dolphin said he wishes to be allowed back into the ring in COW and to prove that he is no longer the severe risk they deemed him as.
Jaso's is to decorate the world in Fashion.
Ozz, Hurricane, and American Spirit all say theirs is to make this year the year for them, to make COW never to forget their names!
WhYno said that he is going to drink more beers, have more parties, and have more fun.
Triple S said he hopes to make it in the movie world as his adult film starts its shoot soon he had to slip that part in.
Did we forget any? Probably, most COW stars wouldnt tell us what their resolutions were, but some did admit to having one and just simply said so, and promised we would not know what they were.

Xtreme is set and kicking, ready to go with his new program for 'On the Farm' he says it will be much more intense and much much more difficult the next two months he will be in Canada at his new facility and he will be interviewing prospective people, and putting them through a training course to narrow the field down. He said and I quote, "these guys will not be able to pussy-foot around anymore. If they want to make it, they will have to do so the hard way." There was a little bit following that that he said that was a little more hard than usual to understand. But all in all that was his message.

Two mailbags full of mail for me? Blegghhh.....who cares if it is all from one person telling me how much they dont like me, and dont like the site. Sexxay I dont give a nasty rats butt if you dont like the site or me....It doesnt matter, I dont much care for you either. And I will not go out of my way to say something mean about you, because that would cost me my job. But dont get a big head, I will not say anything mean about anyone just because I wanted to or it could cost me my job. As much as you people might like it, I wont fancy any of you by doing so.

Ta-Ta and See ya around.

January 8th, 2005

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