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We have found out who the invaders were, though it was very hard to track down they are now in big trouble with COW-Wrestling.com for what they have done. As far as them being in trouble with COW, well I think COW itself doesn't really give a hair on a horse's hinny. Because they told me when I showed them all of the evidence of whom it was and everything, that there was nothing they could do. Well let me tell you that has me a little more than pissed off and I am tempted to pull everything nice about COW off the site And give them a little more than a piece of my mind. And let me tell you it would be about time!!!!!! I am tired of these people thinking that because I am And the website are the official representatives of COW that everything has to be respectful at all times. Let me tell you, in lieu of it all, I will chance losing the "official" capacity in order to defend myself and the way I choose to run the website, and punish those who do the website wrong. I have had enough of being treated like a door mat and COW and its employees thinking that I am a doormat and calling me what they please with no regard because they do not think I can snap back at them.......Get it through your heads NO MORE COW!!!! It is frustrating being told what can and can not be said, because they dont think it is right......Yes I am all for COW, but at the present time I am at WAR with the Big "Fat" Heads in charge here.
Oh yeah Let me tell you all something, because COW has no intention on letting me mention the names of the people who invaded the website, I am legally not allowed to tell you who it is, and their intentions behind it. Give COW a big THANK YOU, by telling them what you think, post it at the COW-Board, and I will be sure that they see it! Remember too I have nothing to do with you not knowing....it is all part of a massive attempt to cover-up things through COW.

OK now on to the rest of business.

Frankie Foley's B-Plex has been vandalized yet again, now the original perpetrator was put behind bars, this obviously was trying to vindicate this person. And didnt get too far, because he too was caught on tape and arrested later.

So lets see what else is going on? Something I am not supposed to tell you but will because I can, FaTe has been listed on the disabled list and will be for about two months, though COW doesnt want you to know why, because apparently they dont want you to think something bad or wrong of why. The reason why was he was in the COW offices in the big meeting room, and on his way out he slipped on the floor which did not have a notice of "wet floor" after being mopped and he tore a muscle in his left leg, and sprained his right knee as it twisted quite oddly and then smacked into the corner of the wall on his way down and he also had the wind knocked out of him. FaTe said he wouldnt press charges, but COW doesnt want you to know that FaTe was injured because of a janitor they had hired's incompetence....
Rumor has it that it was none other than the extremely contriversial Part-time janitor whom shouldnt be wrestling, but does without a contract none the less, and is also the current COW Heavyweight Champion....Yeah that is right...Rumor has it that Bobby Zoolander was the one mopping the floor not long before FaTe slipped and hurt his legs......

That is all the news for this week, COW has been relatively quiet, that and no one wants to talk to us anymore...Whoopiedoo.

February 5th, 2005

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