COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Lets see. There hasnt been any updates to the site since the Fifth of February Do you need an explanation why? Well let me explain anyways.....I have been in Court fighting your Beloved COW. Who now refuse to admit they have any affiliation with me or COW-Wrestling.com. OK and on top of that they are trying to sue me, to get me to remove the Official from the site. They have broken any ties with me, and in a sense have fired me. I know too much information, and I say things they dont like....They are also trying to get me to close the website as it is as well....Any verdicts as of yet, no, we are still fighting it out in court. But you can bet your hind-ends that I will tell you anything I am not supposed to, and anything period that is going on with this lovely bunch of sh!t.

Let me address those who in a sense said I was chicken for not letting the world know who the invaders were on the website. I would more than love to do that. But as I said on the COW-Board, I am not allowed to, with threat of another lawsuit.....which is being disputed right now among the other things that are being disputed. Believe me if I am granted the opportunity to tell you. I WILL.

About me saying WFC. I was fined and will continue to be fined $2500.00 every time I say the name. And will be fined $2,000.00 every time I refer to them as anything if they think I am talking about the WFC.

However I have found out some pretty interesting news about COW and why they dont want me to mention the WFC, besides the fact that COW is afraid of the WFC and most of their employees. COW has numerous contracts coming up for renewal soon, and many of the COW Stars have been in contact with the WFC. And these are some pretty big names in COW. However if these people do not sign return contracts with COW, they are free to sign with WFC. But in the meantime, they are not allowed to do anything except talk to the WFC. They are not even supposed to do that but COW can not stop them. WFC refuses to talk to me. But I have been told that nothing has been decided, only talks have been made.

Wow money sure does add up fast......in those two little segments I managed to get myself fined $20,000 HaaaaHaaaa this is SO Ridiculous.

FREE AGENTS Hey everyone, guess who recently did not sign a renewal contract with COW....Rico and Duie Anderson. They have not been in talks with ANY other company. And are still employed by COW as Free Agents, which (hint hint) they apparently make more money doing. But they have not signed a contract which binds them to COW. *Just another something COW doesnt want the public to know

And FaTe who is on the injured list as of right now, is injured because of Bobby Zoolander. The COW Heavyweight Champion admitted he was the one who mopped the floor and didnt display the proper wet floor sign. As FaTe was leaving the COW offices he slipped and hurt his knee leg and foot. COW does not want this known because they dont want the fact of the matter on display, and that is that FaTe has been challenged by the champion for a title match. BUT.....and here is the kicker...COW has intervened and said no this match was not going to happen....at least as a title match. Go Figure.

Frankie Foley and his B-Plex are getting back into shape. The B-Plex was vandalized three times in a month. By two different people. We have found out that the first person charged with the vandalizing did so because Foley would not let him into the B-Plex because the man was plastered. He said, "I have no problem letting someone in the B-plex who is drunk, but when they are so wasted that they cant tell which is their own hand, then that is where I draw the line." The man was asked to leave the building and then started to raise his voice, at which point, WhYno and Dangerous Dolphin came to the B-Plex and escorted the man out of the B-Plex and out of Casa de Drunks Entirely. To an awaiting police car, where he was taken to a drunk tank for the night. That next night is when the man was caught vandalizing the B-Plex on tape and then was again caught on tape vandalizing the B-Plex for a second time. The B-Plex will re-open on March 1st.

Xtreme will start his new training course on the farm leagues of COW starting Monday February 28th, which is a bit earlier than expected, but it will start with 45 hopefuls. Xtreme in the meantime is doing quite well with his wrestling training facility and gym in his hometown in Canada.

A couple of COW Stars have been stuck down with the flu. Maximillion Johnston III, Jaso the Stylist, Cluck, Triple S, Chubba Rae DuDley, Plessy Furgeson, and Haul E. Paymen have all been struck down with the illness. Triple S was even hospitalized for a bit because he also had pneumonia. Jaso is on the brink of getting better, and the other stars minus Triple S are slowly getting better. Triple S is being heavily medicated and the doctors are working hard on getting him better.

For the news this week, and for the past couple of weeks that is about it. Hopefully next update we will have some news about the time I am spending in Court trying to Fight COW.

February 26th, 2005

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