COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

There are all sorts of new additions to the website. All over the place man. And why, because as I have said man times, we are always looking for ways to improve the site. And because I have been working so hard on getting the new things on the site, I havent had the time to write an article. Which is also ok, because not much has been going on. Besides COW has Had a HOUSE SHOW! Can you believe it? No I am serious.

COW has NEW Tag Team Champions, A New Team as well. Ball Busters. The team of Rico Anderson and Teddy Blanchard.

We also have NEW pictures to put on the site, that will sneak their way onto the site in various places.

There is a Tournament going on for the COW Heavyweight Championship. Because Bobby Zoolander was stripped of the title because when signing the contract for a Title Match, he wrote below the line that says "Do Not Write Below This Line" He wrote "Ok" . And as the rules state anyone who does that is stripped of the title, and because of his arrogance, or stupidity, which-ever is preferred to whomever to call it, Bobby Zoolander has lost the Heavyweight title. Much to the liking of the Formidable Six. And one person in particular, the Palestine Prince.

Xtreme has released a statement saying he was very disappointed in this years "competitors" that came to the Farm Leagues to compete to possibly have a chance to one day wrestle in COW. He said as it stands, he "Will Not Be back for another year of this if the wrestlers or hopefuls continue to be lacking so much in talent, and will to thrive and win." He said it was pathetic how much those people thought they could make it through, he said that as soon as he walked through the door, five people walked out. And this was supposed to be the best of the best, according to the people in COW, who accepted these people into the program. I took a look at some of the footage, and I must tell you, Pathetic is not the word for it, there isnt a word to describe the way these guys Sucked! And I dont blame Xtreme if he doesnt come back. COW has apologized Xtreme and told him if he didnt come back they wouldnt blame him.

For the most of the news that is it. So Arrivederci. Li vedrò quando li vedo

April 1st, 2005

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