COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

WOW this week has gone by fast. That is pretty darned scary to me, because so much has been going on with the website that I almost forgot it was time to write about the news that has been going on in COW.

In the news this week, we have an F-COW in progress, it is almost complete And I will make sure to make the announcement on the COW Board when it is finished.

WhYno, Frankie Foley, and Dangerous Dolphin and Casa de Drunks and all of its other businesses within have been having a good past few months. Since the B-Plex has been renovated due to the vandalism, the entire business has been flourishing.

However, The House of Sexxay for the month of March has not done as well. Though they are not in the red, for some reason not many people have been coming to the bar. Sexxay has just started expanding making a fancy-schmancy restaurant in the half of the building that he just acquired in February. He claims he is not worried about the current problems, and that he will beat out Casa de Drunks yet. This restaurant is set to open later this year.

Xtreme has made arrangements with COW to perhaps appear again in the shows. He has also made it clear to COW that he will not train another bunch of people from the Farm League, because they lack what it takes. He also has said that if COW can come up with 10 Really good people, then he would become involved if that was what COW wanted, and COW agreed.

FaTe ,even though appearing on the last COW show, is still on the injured list for COW. Due to injuries inflicted by Bobby Zoolander. But his knee is improving. He just has to get the ok from his doctor to be removed from the list.

Justice, who has been conspicuous in his absence from the news, has reportedly been ill. Now this is just a rumor and not confirmed in the least, but this is what we have been told from people who are close to the Former Champ. Justice is doing everything he can though to persuade COW Big Heads into making a match for him to face the COW champion after the Tournament. He feels he deserves a shot before Political Steve does. And hey frankly I agree......I dont much agree with Justice, but he was one of, if not the best COW Heavyweight Champion Ever......
Lets not forget to mention last time P.S. held the title, he got into trouble because he forged records to make it seem as if he had defended his title more than anyone, which was a huge fallacy. COW Big Heads have some balls to let P.S. compete for the title....I think that is completely outrageous.
Note: this is being published before the show that is supposed to take place this weekend. So I will write about the show next week.

CA DuDley, Triple S and Jaso have been also rumored to be in some sort of cahoots with each other, we dont know why, but we have seen them all three together in the past few days, but we have spotted them together, we are not sure what they are up to, but they are most certainly up to something.

Also there is another team in COW that is going to climb its way to the top...Tooth Decay. They are supposed to be making their debut at On the Farm.

Rampant Rumors are flying around about another invasion in COW. Nope not by the N.C.D. which have yet to make their names known.....(nor am I allowed to say who they are). This invasion is said to come from another Wrestling Company. This rumors origins come from an insider at HWI (Hybrid Wrestling Industries). And we all know of course that COW will not confirm nor deny this sort of rumor, or any rumor for that matter.

Welp. Arrivederci. Li vedrò quando li vedo

April 8th, 2005

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