COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Well arent I a happy one, Political Steve lost his match in the semi-finals, therefore never really even got a chance to compete for the title. Can you imagine me dancing across the halls at the news.....well I was.

Anyways, other news is that Iraqi Assassin is the New COW champion. In which he won the title in the finals against Maximllion with his finisher the WMD.

In other news Mysterious Mark won Truck's $50,000 challenge.

When Truck was in the locker room after his challenge preparing to leave the Danford Arena when he was jumped from behind by someone from HWI (Hybrid Wrestling Industries). Who was it? His name is Vayne. But of course we didnt know that at the time. Vayne smacked Truck in the back with a metal tray. Truck, who was stunned turned to the attacker, Vayne, and proceeded to throw fists as many as he could. And then grabbed a chair and hit Vayne in the side with it. Truck attempted to pick Vayne up and his back then gave out on him and they both fell to the floor, as they both started to recover, they both leaned to reach the tow chain laying on the floor and Vayne managed to grab it, as Truck then slipped on some brass knuckles as he grabbed a bat from his locker (which was opened). And they both then beat each other up, for about 10 minutes with their weapons, which in total consisted of a chain, a metal tray, a metal baseball bat, brass knuckles, a chair, a bench and the locker doors. They continued the assault on each other until they could hardly stand. Both now cut in the face and bleeding. It looked pretty darned gruesome. Then Vayne got one more hit in with a hard right hand as Truck turned when Political Steve walked in the room. Vayne stumbled out of the room. Leaving Truck lying on the floor and Political Steve standing there in disbelief.

In the past week:

~ Truck has been recovering from his beating.
~ Xtreme is planning a training course in his own facility.
~ House of Sexxay is planning the unveiling of the resturaunt around August.
~ Casa de Drunks is planning the third annual chili cook off, set for around July, but WhYno said with no bit of doubt, "Senor Sexxay will not be invited to this years cook off. He will not be allowed on the premisssiss. " (His words got really slurred at the end.) WhYno also has said that their restraining order against one another will not be up until the end of the year, when they will go back to court and re-evaluate their 'relationship'. WhYno said that he most certainly could care less. And he will continue to do better than he in the ring and in the bar.
~ Justice has completely healed from an illness he was suffering from.
~ FaTe has officially been given the ok from his doctor to compete again, even though he has competed twice since being put on the injured list, he has finally been given the ok. His doctor said that though his knee is still injured, with a little bit of time and rest it should be ok, but FaTe is allowed to officially wrestle now.

Someone played an awful trick on Rico Anderson this past week, he was in the Danford arena doing some talking with the Big-Heads, and he came out to the parking lot after he was finished and couldnt find his car, why? Someone (we do not know who) moved his car to the back side of the arena and parked it there to try and confuse him. Rico claims that he knows who had played the trick on him, but by the look on his face he was clue-less. He stood in the parking lot for ten minutes looking for his car before he went back in to make sure that he had come out the right way, on his way back in he looked through the windows in the lobby and saw his car sitting there in the loading zone, behind the arena. He also didnt have his keys in his pockets. Needless to say he didnt think it was funny. He even requested video of the arena parking complex to see if he could figure out who it was.......And of course the Big-Heads denied the request.

Welp. Arrivederci. Li vedrò quando li vedo

April 15th, 2005

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