COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

OK, now I have had several people ask me why in the world would Vayne, and HWI (Hybrid Wrestling Industries) be invading COW. And How could COW let it happen. Many people also are pretty pissed that this has occurred, and think that this will turn out to be another s.O.b. invasion.
To be honest people, I dont know why the invasion happened, but it did. No, we didnt know it was going to happen, we knew it was possible, so stop all the questions about the conspiracy theories. I told everyone it was possible, and that there were rumors going around about such an event. If they didnt listen it isnt my problem.
No I do not think it will turn out to be another s.O.b. invasion. I wasnt here when s.O.b. invaded, but I have been told and have read all about it. But I can honestly think I dont think it is for the purpose of "slaughtering" COW.

Vayne has been spotted again in the area of the Danford arena again, he has not been in the arena, but has been in the surrounding areas.

For those worried about Truck, he is doing fine, recovering quite well, spending time with Foulmouth Frank, and spending some time at Casa de Drunks as well. He just has a monster bruise on his face that is almost healed.

Other news, Senor Sexxay is telling us that he wouldnt want to be at this years third annual chili cook-off hosted by Casa de Drunks, even if his hair was on fire, or he was starving. He said he has had enough of WhYno, of Dangerous Dolphin, and all of their antics. He said he doesnt mind Foley, but the fact that he hangs around with DD and WhYno brings Senor Sexxay's opinion of him down. Senor Sexxay said too, as soon as he finds out what day the cook-off is on, he will set up some kind of event on that day too, or maybe the next day, he isnt certain yet. But he will try his best to combat the cook-off.

Political Steve has been on a rampage this past week to find out how another wrestling company got into the Danford Arena. And he has even fired two door-men, because they were the ones on patrol when Vayne got into the arena. And he has even been heard muttering HWI and Vayne you want a war? I will give you a war!
This has been brought to the attention of the Big-Heads, but they have said nothing to us as to what is going on. They refuse to comment at this time.

Xtreme has decided that he will most certainly not train at the Farm Leagues this year, or 2006, because the talent is such slim pickings. COW has agreed with him that he could break the contract, and he would not have to train them, though, he would have to be there to supervise the person who will take over the trainings.

Hyper Hector the Clown has taken responsibility for playing the trick on Rico Anderson, and moving his car to the back lot of the arena. He has also claimed that Rico came out too soon, because he was going to take the battery out of the car, or flip it too. He said he thought it was a laugh.

Bobby Zoolander and his janitorial job at the Danford Arena are now done. He has been rehired full time to COW, and has gotten out of his position as Janitor, mainly because of the stunt he pulled on FaTe.

FaTe has been injured yet again, but this time it is just a twisted ankle. He stepped into a hole in the lot near his home in the dark when he was out there hunting.

Tooth Decay are in the news for once, the completely creepy team has been spotted trying to give dental exams to people out of the back of a van/bus. They did not get into trouble, because apparently they have a license to do so, but they were asked to leave the parking lot that they were parked in.

Oh hey WFC rumors are flying around too. None about the titles though, just that Killa Kris has been spotted hanging around Senor Sexxay and the House of Sexxay. Now dont take me wrong, these people are not supposed to associate with one another, and talk shop so to speak, but as far as I know they are allowed to get together and talk. Rumors have been quietly flying for months that WFC has been trying to hire Senor Sexxay away from COW. COW will not confirm that, and they say rather, "Senor Sexxay is under contract with COW for a very long time." And that is all I can get out of them.

Well all..... Arrivederci. Li vedrò quando li vedo

April 22nd, 2005

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