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Hola, como estas? Deja para conseguir derecho en él con las noticias de la VACA.
(Lets get right into it with the COW news.) (sorry one of those days)

WhYno has been busy with working on the third annual Chili cook-off. Still no official date yet, but WhYno has said that within the next week we will know for certain.

Some posts on the COW board have me agreeing with them, what are they? I think Cluck should be COW champion or have more of a chance to compete for it.
Yes too, I also believe that Justice should get a rematch for the title, he still hasnt received one yet, and yet Political Steve, who cheated when reporting how many matches he competed in when he lost the title, and was caught, and then punished for it, was allowed to compete in the tournament for the title....? What is up with that!!!?

Let me quote Hesus Kristo for a moment "We just don't see enough black and white and brown and purple cows & bulls on the site."
And now I will take a moment to comment on that, If you want to see more COW's on the site, well maybe, I will think about it. I have looked for COW's for the site in the past, but have not found much of anything, that I would actually put on the site......Purple COWs and Bulls, well man, I think you should continue to smoke whatever you have been smoking, because that just wont happen. Purple COWs and Bulls dont exist in Nature, unless it is a purple clad COW star, like Jaso or CA. He-double hockey sticks, I have even spotted Senor Sexxay in a bit of purple.

Truck has been rather pissed off the past two weeks, because not only was he attacked from behind, someone last week decided to steal his truck, when reported to the Mexican Authorities they told him basically, "who cares?" And then Thursday night, WhYno spotted the stolen vehicle in a ditch while he was driving to work, of course there was nothing left of it, and it had even been stripped and then set afire, the lic. plates had been removed, and then after the fire was put out, the plates were put back on, odd yes, but that is what happened. Thank goodness for Full Coverage Insurance. Apparently according to people that were in Casa de Drunks last week, Truck was getting a bit out of hand with his intoxication levels and was more than a bit belligerent, some one then came up and started yelling at him, and then that was followed by Truck throwing a right hand and knocking the guy on his ass, then when Truck, and Foulmouth Frank, (who oddly was not drinking) was turned around someone must have come up behind them and nabbed his keys off the table. No one saw that part though, but apparently the two men were working together in the plot, as the man that was laid out said so, but would not say who it was.

Political Steve is still on his rampage, I even spotted him through the windows of his office at the Danford Arena storming around waving his hands, and looking, well silly. What this part of the rampage was about, we are not certain, but he has been rather mad lately, yeah I know people claim that it isnt hard to piss him off, but lately the man has been off his hinges, and just plain pissed at everyone. I also know that he has fired about 10 people who work the Danford arena, consisting of 4 door men, 3 snack vendors, and 3 people who sell tickets, what most of the firings were a result of we are not certain of. We do know why 2 were fired, but that was mentioned last week, and we arent going to dwell on that. Political Steve even threatened to fire me last Tuesday when I was in his office for an interview that he himself actually scheduled, then I reminded him that he couldnt that I didnt work for him anymore, and then he just threw me out of his office. Let me just say this, man needs a vacation, and lets not forget a CHILL PILL.

WhYno is being quoted here: "I am wondering why the COW Mistress is allowing such things to be done... The 'other federations' (this part has been changed) or whatever it was called has no business in COW. It may be just my humble opinion, but i think that it has gone far enough. Upseting memembers of COW isnt the best way to get things done. My good friend Hesus Kristo and I were talking earlier, and he wasnt very appreciative of the amount of coverage a non-COW entity was receiving on a COW site... just conveying a message...and i am inclined to agree...just a thought..."
My response: Well my intentions are not to upset members of COW. And I know that it was not much liked that I was reporting about another Wrestling federation, I was just and ONLY, reporting about the current News in COW. Nothing more, and well that was the news in COW. Ya'll know I report the goings on of COW and/or my opinion. And HEY IT WAS NEWS. I am not going to explain myself anymore about that.

As for the MooMen, I have no idea who you are, but you are a bit weird, and a bit scary.

Last week I reported that Killa Kris was spotted hanging around Senor Sexxay and the House of Sexxay. And that cause all sorts of problems when I said that. I know people that members of WFC and COW are NOT ALLOWED to coerce with one another, but these two are friends, and Kris was at a bar. HELLO! To address the rumors that Sexxay has in talks with WFC to be going there, well I was wrong, partially, the rumors are there. Though both COW and WFC said that there has been no such thing going on. And I even caught a glimpse at Sexxay's contract and well, he is under contract with COW, for at least four more years.

Speaking of Senor Sexxay, the House of Sexxay, he is currently planning an event to combat the chili cook-off. and we know the day will be the same day as the cook-off. Also Sexxay has said, he is looking to unveil the restaurant portion of The House of Sexxay in February. It was thought that it was to be opened later this year, but because of weather problems, and because of electrical/wiring issues it has been pushed back. We have been told that basically that portion of the building is going to have to be stripped and reconstructed all over again, all but the outside needs to be redone. At current it is a fire hazzard, and we have been told that it was a bit of a surprise that it had not already caught fire. Especially with that small fired that occured in The House of Sexxay last year.

Xtreme has announced that his training facility and gym is now accepting new memberships, and has said that he is working on training a new generation of stars.

Hyper Hector was on the receiving end of a practical joke this past week, what is was, was while he was in the arena, he was walking into the locker room, and then as he sat down in front of his locker he was super-glued to the bench, and then, when he opened his locker a bunch of weird things, confetti, rubber rats, rubber bats, and a goose (a live one) jumped out of his locker into his face. It pretty much shocked him, as he was unaware of it. He has in the past been heard saying that no one could prank him, and now he has to take it back. Who is responsible for this? The Ball Busters, both Rico Anderson and Teddy Blanchard.

Well all..... Adiós para ahora, le veré cuando le veo.

April 29th, 2005

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