COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Hola, como estas? Deja para conseguir derecho en él con las noticias de la VACA. (Lets get right into it with the COW news.) (sorry one of those days again)

Happy May everyone. Yet another month gone by. And yet some more stuff going on in COW.

June 18th and 19th is the set date for the Chili Cook off at Casa de Drunks. WhYno has decided that would be a good day. After the chili cook-off, he will start another build onto his already huge lot that contains his bar (well two lots actually, he owns the lot that used to have Senor Sexxay's old bar on it.) This time the build will only take about two months, he is building an outside patio/dance area. Casa de Drunks already has a patio outside, but WhYno has decided it is not big enough. The New patio will connect the Bar to the Arcade via outside. so they are going to rip another hole in the wall to put some doors to enter into the arcade, and put in another register in there.

Senor Sexxay upon hearing the decided date of the chili cool-off, has scrambled to come up with an event that he too can hold on the 18th and 19th. He has come up with a model fashion show. (no it is not a strip show, Senor Sexxay has been in trouble too many times with strippers to do that again.) Since Sexxay knows so many models he has invited them to come in and wear lingerie. As his hostess and bar maids will also be wearing lingerie those two days. Sexxay says that he will also come up with another event this summer to try and get more butts in the door and more drunks out of Casa de Drunks and up the road two blocks to the House of Sexxay.

Many different suggestions about who the next COW champion should be, and who should get the next shot at the title. I believe it should be Justice. I agree he hasnt been doing too much since he lost the title, but that is because COW is afraid of what he is going to do. He has vowed that COW will regret not giving him a title shot. That and the Formidable Six have been up to no good as usual, and have been causing all kinds of problems for the Big Heads of COW. Not that they will admit it of course.

I think Iraqi Assassin should defend his title numerous times, but it is all based on luck on whether or not you keep the title. Many think I.A. is a sad, yet funny choice for a Heavyweight Champion, but let me tell you, COW would not have put him in the tournament if they did not think he would be a good champion.......wait did I just say that.....after all they did put P.S. in there and he has been known to cheat, and falsify records....Yeah P.S. You Are NEVER Going To Live That Down! But anyways I think the guy, though a bit weird (I.A.) would be a good champion given the chance, and given a good day, he might be champ for a while.

But in my honest opinion, I dont think there will be anyone for a while that can beat Justice's record for most defending-ist champion/ Title Defenses.

Ok Many Questions have come to me about Frankie Foley's B-Plex and what is going on with it. Nothing is going on with the B-Plex. Frankie Foley has decided that he wants to run movies a little bit longer than usual, he likes the movies that are currently playing.
Some are wondering the state of Frankie Foley's health. He has just been to the Doctor two weeks ago, and he is in a pretty good state of health. He has some problems, but the man is old, and has heart issues. Other than that he is basically ok. Although we are told that is Doctor did order a mental health exam for him.

About Truck. I have had several questions asked to me about why he has not been fighting more, and what he is afraid of. Nothing, he hasnt been given the chance to fight. Ask COW that question.

Mysterious Mark has shocked COW when he sent in a petition to COW Big Heads demanding a match against Truck. The petition states that Truck knowingly mis-represented the Truck Challenge knowing that the $50,000 was not money.
Truck was shocked to find out it was not $50,000, and says he did not know it was not just that.
No Word though from COW Big Heads on if they will accept the petition.

Oh more about Truck's truck that was stolen and set afire, the finally captured all who were responsible, and Truck has a brand new used truck.

Teddy Blanchard and Rico Anderson are quite pleased with themselves and the joke they pulled on Hyper Hector the Clown last week. HHtC however is plotting revenge.

A question that has been asked to me recently is: "Is Hyper Hector the Clown going to return to the Squared Circle in COW?" I have talked to COW about that, but have been told, that Hyper Hector the Clown, is employed in COW, but does not have a wrestling contract, nor does he currently have a wrestling license.

BIG NEWS though, Haul E. Paymen has finally achieved his wrestling license. He had the Tag Team Titles stripped from he and C.J. because he did not have a wrestling license. He has officially retained his license. And for those of you who are wondering, it has been confirmed and it is valid. COW checked into the training, and made sure that he would finish the course to get his license to be able to wrestle.
However, we have been told that for right now, Haul E. Paymen will NOT be given the re-match for the title, because officially they never held it, even though it has been put in the books that he has.

Well all that is about all of the news for this week...... Adiós para ahora, le veré cuando le veo.

May 6th, 2005

Return to top