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Happy Friday The 13th, well it is when I wrote this so dont argue with me. :-)

OK on to the news from this week.

There have been threats on Casa de Drunks and on The House of Sexxay this past week, and these are no joke. Small fires have been set in the back of the bars, and both have been put out before they got anywhere. It is thought that it is the same person threatening both bars. Apparently it may be a man who is trying to enter the bar industry and has been trying for the past three years with little luck. WhYno and Senor Sexxay both refuse to comment on the subject but both have issued a statement saying the problem is being taken care of. And WhYno had a self-promotion at the bottom of his statement about the chili cook-off on June 18th and 19th. He says Dont forget.

News in the wrestling world from the Danford Arena. Hyper Hector the Clown has renewed his wrestling license. And The Infamous Russo's (Jimmy, Steve and Jason Russo for those who dont know) are considering changing his contract to allow him to wrestle again. But it is not set in stone as of yet.

Ok here is something funny, this past week we were out driving to Jaso and CA's home, (they have purchased a home together, and Triple S lives there now too) to have a chat with Jaso about what he plans to do next in COW. Well upon arriving at the home, they were all out in the yard wearing "pretty" swimsuits and having a water fight. That was a rather humorous yet at the same time disturbing site to see.
When we finally got to talk to Jaso he said he and CA would like to go after the Tag titles eventually, but he wants a shot at the Heavyweight title as well. Nothing set in stone yet though.

You all have said that Justice has not been doing anything since he lost his title. Well let me tell you a little secret from the Big Heads. Since Justice has jumped to the other side of the rail road track, the Big Heads are quite intimidated by him, and they are quite worried that if he did get another shot at the title that he would desecrate the title. It has also been said that they think he just wants the title to prove a point. Whether or not he has "been waving the American Flag around" he still has a point to prove, and they dont want it to be with the title. The Big Heads are also afraid that any number of the Formidable Six will interfere.

Frankie Foley is hard at work choosing the movies he is going to have up with the next movie change. He has also though about posting the complete list of movies that he has but has not decided on that yet.
Frankie Foley has had his mental health exam, and the doctors were quite concerned, but then they did a mental health exam on WhYno who was also there, and then they decided to evaluate many COW stars, it turns out there are many worries about all of the COW stars. But then they said that you have to be insane to do half of the things they all do anyways so they gave him an all clear.

No none of ya'll believe that Haul E. Paymen has his wrestling license. I have seen it, and I have talked to the Big Heads and he does officially have it.

The petition sent to the Big Heads by Mysterious Mark this past week saying he wanted a match against Truck, because Truck knowingly mis-represented his challenge making people think that they were actually competing for $50,000, has been accepted by the Big Heads. But there is no word on if they will ink the match, they said they are seriously considering it. But Mysterious Mark has asked for a lot of stipulations in the match.
While all of this is going on, Truck insists that he had nothing to do with it, and he honestly thought that the bags were filled with money. But he said if it came down to it, he would compete against the Mysterious one to defend his honor.

Well all that is about all of the news for this week...... Adiós para ahora, le veré cuando le veo.

May 13th, 2005

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