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This past week just kinda flew by, and I lost yesterday and didnt even remember it was Friday and time to get my butt in gear and write down the news... It was just one of them days.

We have some new things on the site, like a new F-COW, and a new section called Event photos. And Frankie Foley has new listings at his B-Plex.

Both WhYno and Sexxay and their bars and employees are getting ready to have thier own events on the same weekend, June 18th and 19th....WhYno will have a Chili Cook-off, and Sexxay has his own event planned.

The person who has been setting the fires in the back of House of Sexxay was caught two weeks ago trying to set another fire, and was arrested. It was the man who had been trying to open a bar in the area with little success.

WhYno is going to court sometime in June. He has been called to the court room because they want to verify his citizenship for America.

Still no word on if Hyper Hector the Clown's contract has been changed to allow him to wrestle again.

The Big Heads have released a statement:
"Justice will not be receiving a title shot at this time, because we believe he has ill intentions. That he would like to just rub it in our faces and that he would have nothing but ill will towards anyone and everyone if he did win the title. Justice is a good wrestler, but at this time he will not receive the shot. He has defended his title more times than any other COW star while retaining the title, however we believe at the current time that it is best for everyone."
This statement comes on the brink of a petition that was started a week ago by someone in the Formidable Six. to allow him to compete for the title, after the fact that Iraqi Assassin lost the title, or even while. Iraqi Assassin are currently in cahoots.

COW Mental Health Exams were given to all regular competitors in COW over the past few weeks, and something rather interesting has come up....Well not really just the fact that they are all a bit Weird, and in some cases completely insane. Not that that is any news, because I am sure most of you know it....but here is the weird thing, despite everyone else a couple of people's exams came back to what the doctors consider normal.....and I bet you would never guess who it was....and I bet you want me to tell you...Not a chance.

Mysterious Mark has been denied his grudge match against Truck. They said that they didnt want to see a grudge match against the two, because the match has happened once before and it wasnt too interesting. (this according to the Big Heads).
Mysterious Mark of course was a bit irate at this, however he hasnt been seen in the past three days he was supposed to show up at the Danford arena on Friday for a conference and did not show up, but rather made a very weird phone call and then hung up the phone.
Truck on the other hand has been out and about. He said he would like to be able to compete in a "real" match soon.

Well all that is about all of the news for this week...... Adiós para ahora, le veré cuando le veo.

May 28th, 2005

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