COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

The Chili Cook Off is only a week away you still have a chance to talk to WhYno about the rules if you are wanting to enter.

And at the House of Sexxay, Senor Sexxay says he will be having an eventful weekend planned he has a fashion show, he has a dance contest, and a battle of the sexes As well as some other events that he will not reveal.

Justice is rather mad about being fined for defending himself. And he has just found out that the Big Heads are hoping to get the matchmakers a special match for him, and it is supposed to be some sort of special stipulation match. But no one will say what. Apparently though the Big Heads are not very happy with Justice or any member of the Formidable Six right now.

Xtreme has been allowed to train the new trainers of future COW Hopefuls. He saw them attempting to train a few people and was disgusted at the site. But apparently there is a new group of hopefuls that really have potential. But I could have sworn that is what they said about the last bunch.

American Spirit has been trying to get his first match in COW. As well as his Pals Hurricane and Ozz. They are looking for more of a chance than they have been given, but COW currently refuses to talk about it.

The currently MIA Blonze has broken his leg, he was out training for an up coming match when he was in the ring and opponent threw him out of the ring. Someone had left the weight bar too close to the ring, and Blonze's leg smashed into it as he hit the ground (landing sort of sideways). So he is out of action for the next 6 to 8 weeks.

The Male Star Bobby Zoolander has also had a little bit of bad luck, he has lost his wrestling license. It has been revoked for some reason unclear to us. And for the time being COW refuses to comment. (but when is that anything new?!)

June 10th, 2005

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