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Well it has been long enough since the last news report for COW. So I will let you in on what has been going on in the past month in COW.

The Chili Cook Off at Casa de Drunks went off without a hitch. And WhYno was again the winner of the event, with his special chili. But since he refused the prize it went to another contestant from Playa Del Rey California named Mark Vuscos. The top prize was 2500 dollars and a years supply of kidney beans, and chili sauce. (supplied by a sponsor of the event) As well as free beer for a month.

The House of Sexxay's event was not so bad. It had many visitors for the lingerie fashion show and the rest of the evenings events. And Sexxay has decided that his bar will now be a lingerie bar. Both Male and Female Bartenders and hostesses for the bar only will be wearing lingerie. And no employees had any complaint about it. The waiters and waitresses for the restaurant will not however dress in that attire. The now addition to the House of Sexxay, (the restaurant) will open early next year due to some delays with the construction.

Xtreme has trained 12 new coaches/trainers for the future COW hopefuls in the Farm League. And he has claimed that from time to time he will check in on them.

Blonze is healing well with his broken leg. The Doctors expect he will be out of the cast in two weeks and in therapy for another month. But by September he should be able to wrestle again.

Bobby Zoolander has had another streak of bad luck this past month, besides losing his wrestling license, he has been fined 10,000$ by a judge for lewd behavior in public. Not a lewd act, just lewd behavior. Which will not become public what the behavior was. And of course COW had No Comment.

I have been fined by COW for telling off Political Steve after a comment he made to me. Apparently the Big Heads have no respect.

I have also been spending the past month in a court room, for a wrongful termination suit. Someone who was fired from the website claims the grounds they were let go from their job for, were not fair and just. However they were, and the judge feels the same way. And the case was thrown out after three weeks of testimony.

Well before I get into too much detail about things I shouldnt be talking about.....That is it for this week

July 08th, 2005

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