COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Again it has been too long since I have last made it to the site to update it. It is summer and to hot to do much of anything, yet I find myself rather busy. And lets not forget last week I was feeling under the weather but now am feeling better.

Since the last news report a bit has happened.

Frankie Foley has broken his hip, he was walking down some steps outside of the B-Plex, and he slipped on the wet concrete. He also hit his lower leg and fractured his fibula which has all in the process of being repaired and he is doing well. He is anxious to get back to the B-Plex and to get working again. He said he is going Stir Crazy being at home all of the time. WhYno and Dangerous Dolphin are doing their best to keep him as sane as possible for him anyways.

Senor Sexxay has had a set back in the addition to his bar, the restaurant had a small electrical fire that broke out in a wall of the new portion of the building. Apparently the person who first did the wiring did a bad job, and many wires were exposed and just wired improperly. Talking to the firefighters, and the inspectors I have found out that Senor Sexxay is extremely lucky his whole building didnt go up in flames. The person whom owned the bar portion of the building had it rewired but failed to disclose that information, and Sexxay when he bought the other portion of the building assumed that the building was up to code, and unfortunately no one told him otherwise. As expected though, Sexxay is now suing the contractors hired to do the job.

July 17th 2005 COW held a COW awards with awards given for many different things, like worst gimmick, best gimmick, best intro and many more.
COW-Wrestling.com also contributed and gave out a few awards.
You can view COPIES of the Awards presented to the winners by going to our COW Awards 2005 Page. To view who the Nominees were you can go to the Nominees Page. There you will also find more awards that were not presented at the Awards Ceremony given by the website as well as the winners of those awards at the bottom of the second page of results.

Doctors have given Blonze an official Date of when he will be able to get back in the ring, they say September 3rd should be ok for him to return to action and training after his broken leg. They say that he is healing fine, and is taking quite well to the physical therapy.

Bobby Zoolander who was fined last month by a judge for lewd behavior in public was fined by COW for spouting off to Political Steve during a conference. Now we all know that wrestlers spout off every once in a while, but this was more than the usual. And Zoolander refused to apologize for the incident. He said that he was provoked. Zoolander is no stranger to trouble, because as of the past two years he has been in quite a bit of trouble. He lost his contract last year with Target because he failed to live up to his contract. He didnt sell too many books that he put a whole lot of his own money behind. He got caught in public drunk and nude. He was sent to a rehab center. He was also caught this year trying to take out the World Champion, in which he missed and took out another COW Star. He has been given a janitorial job in COW. He has had his wrestling license suspended, given back to him, and suspended again. He has been on the verge of being fired from COW all year long, and the streak of bad luck for him just seems to continue.

Xtreme claims that these new coaches dont really have a clue as to what they are doing, but he said that they are better than some of the other coaches that arent actually wrestlers. He said that they should do a good job, but he also refuses to stand behind them.

WhYno has just gotten lucky in life as well as some unfortunate events. Someone who he knew passed away about two months ago, and in his will he left WhYno about ten acres of land to do with what he wishes. WhYno has said he doesnt know yet what the land will turn into, says rather that he is still mourning the passing of a dear friend and trying to help another dear friend recuperate after having a broken hip. He said though that he doubts seriously that the land will be turned into a bar, or an expansion of Casa de Drunks. But only time will tell.

* Haul E. Paymen has asked that we notify everyone, especially his clients, that he has lost his all important PDA. It was given a severe virus and it is a very hard one to beat, He said he is working on getting it back, and getting all of his information into his new one. He asks that if anyone has contacted him that they be patient and either call and leave a message or try to contact him again.

Well everyone that is it for this week.

August 05th, 2005

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