COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

With life going by so fast, it doesnt seem like it has been as long as it has since we have gotten the last update on the site.....bummer for us and you. But we are doing our best to get some new stuff on the website.

Senor Sexxay has requested that we put more pictures of him on the website. I have gotten several requests from his fans about such a thing, but as I said on the board, I can only put up what I have, I dont have the pictures so I can not put them up. And I cant very well take candid pictures of Sexxay, as he has filed a restraining order against personnel at the website that we have to stay 100 yards away from him. He feels (or did) that we were hindering him from making any money. We are also not allowed within 100 yards of his business either. Which is fine, but he wont get what he wanted, and wont have much news about him anymore. I dont know if he realizes that part of it though.

Frankie Foley is slowly recovering, and has managed to make it back to work, to update the movies, and to start playing a new set, this time he has a tribute to singers turned actors.

Blonze still has the date of Sepetember 3rd when he will be able to step back in the ring and begin to train and possibly wrestle again. His healing and therapy has gone well. Blonze has complained much about not being able to wrestle. He wants to get in there and compete again.

Bobby Zoolander has had a bit of good luck to accompany his streak of bad luck, he has been given his wrestling license back, pending an evaluation, but he has also been ordered to Anger Management courses and has been ordered to take training courses for wrestling again to get his license. And has been ordered by a judge to take weekly drug and alcohol tests. He has had his drivers license suspended though, so now he relies on what friends he has left to take him to work, as he refuses to ride the bus. "I am too pretty to ride the bus," he says.

Haul E. Paymen has finally gotten all of his things in order, while he was not able to save his PDA he got all the information he needed and is back in business, he wants to thank all of his clients for their patientce.

WhYno has almost come to a conclusion as to what he would like the land to be turned into. But said that as of yet he will not tell anyone, because he wants it to be a surprise to the public.

Iraqi Assassin has gone on vacation, as well as some other COW Wrestlers, all to different spots though. Justice has been spotted in Washington D.C. in the past month, but no one can figure out why. And Triple S has been spotted in San Francisco saying he was going on a trip to find himself, he was also spotted though with Jaso and Ca DuDley later that same day all on a trolley.

For now that is all.

August 26th, 2005

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