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Past Articles

Yes, I really do know how long it has been since the site has been updated, and yes it is tremendously sad.....and I am ashamed that it has been almost a month since the site has been updated. Though there is no reason it shouldn't be updated, I have been very busy, and for the past going on three weeks have been suffering some kind of sickness, whether it be a cold or whatever it is it just doesnt want to go away. And then the first week of September I was on vacation.

So has there been any news to report for the past month, sure This IS COW BABY..... You Know there has been SOMETHING going on......So Lets not waste any more time and get right into it.

Blonze in all of his glory has met the woman of his dreams according to him and his family, though we have not see her besides in pictures, Blonze insists that it is something serious.
Also Blonze has been cleared to get back in the ring and wrestle, he has completed rehab (therapy) on his leg after recouping from the broken leg attained by , according to COW, "Unknown Circumstances"....Yeah that is real ingenious of COW!

Senor Sexxay has put in more personal requests to us about putting yet more pictures of him on the site, and all I can say is: "What do you expect from me? Do you want me go find someone's picture and just paste your head on it? Send the pictures already, its not like we can come get them, you have banned us from getting anywhere near you....Remember?" And has also raised a bit of a stink about not having too much news about him, because of this restraining order he had placed on all employees of the website.

Lets see....Bobby Zoolander has been given his license back officially he has completed all that has been required of him, and has been told that he needs to continue with the Anger Management courses, because of his problems.

For those wondering about Frankie Foley, he is still recovering from his health problems, but is on the slow track to good health.

Haul E. Paymen is on the look-out for a "FEW GOOD WRESTLERS" that may be worthy of his skills as a manager. He said he has not found too many competent wrestlers, but is on the look out. Also he is in the final stages of completing his wrestling courses so that he may retain his wrestling license again. COW said that they were not able to validate his last license so he had to enlist in training again.

That Land that WhYno inherited about two months ago, (well close to it) has been mowed down, and they are already in the process of putting up a building. WhYno still insists that he will not tell anyone what he is turning it into.

A Blast from the Past........a former COW Star has been in talks recently with COW. I can not divulge too much information, but I do know that they are talking about a possible return.

A Weirdo from the past.....Someone who pops up in the news from time to time, and who hasnt been on the official roster for COW in a couple of years is back in COW news.....Who.....HHTC? why? Because he is campaigning for COW to have a "best superstars match" and he is also campaigning to be one of the competitors. Why would the clown do that? Well because he said he has some things to prove, or to just show everyone. It has some in COW pretty weirded out.

Justice, the wrestler whom as of late is the one that the fans just love to hate, why this time Justice was at a store when a young boy came up to him for an autograph, and Justice growled at the boy and the boy ran off crying. And Justice then broke out in laughter for seemingly no reason.
Justice, who still believes he deserves a rematch for another shot at the title, was asked to leave the store, and while leaving the boy yelled, " And to think I used to think you were the best COW Champion Ever!" Justice grimaced and walked out of the store, got into his bright Blue Corvette, T-top and squelched his tires and sped out of the parking lot.

Wrestlers who were on vacation are now back in the Danford Arena preparing for the next COW event, whenever that may be.
Iraqi Assassin is back from his "long awaited vacation". And says he feels much more relaxed.
Justice who was spotted in Washington D.C. and also in Hawaii is back.
Triple S, Jason and CA DuDley are all back from a 6 week vacation in San Francisco. But oddly all clam , with a wink I might add, that they never once saw each other while they were there.

Political Steve, who is my all time favorite person from COW, (I cant even type that without gagging.) is promoting the Farm League. He said he is quite hopeful for some fresh talent to come out the the Farm League this year. With no love loss between P.S. and I, he spoke to the answering machine at the website knowing full well that we would not be here when he called, stating that he is also in the works for some great things in COW. "As COWmissioner it is my job to make sure everything that needs to get done is done, and to make things happen, well now is the time for me to make things happen, and in the near future you will see some great things come to pass. Now that I have informed you......." then he just hung up, and never did call back, or finish what he was saying.

Until Next Time, I am outs.

September 23rd, 2005

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