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Yet another month has past, and yet it doesnt seem like that long. And it isnt like I am not busy or anything...I have been working hard on the website, trying to get things working the way I want, adding some little details here and there, taking away some here and there, and stuff like that. I just havent had time to sit down just me and the computer and write anything. So with that I will let you in on the news that has been going on this past month in COW.

Senor Sexxay withdrew has restraining order he had on all of the website. Seeing that it maybe helped when we were around and the name of his bar got out there more.
Speaking of which, he still claims that renovations on the bar and updating and renovations on the restaurant are going well, he has taken care of most of the problems. Also very noticeable with Senor Sexxay was the fact that the very noticeable limb he has been walking around with most of this year is gone. I asked him about that, and he said it is because of physical therapy, and his will to not look hideous. I asked him if he thought the limp made him look hideous, he said, "of course not, but anyone can see there is absolutely no flaws in this speciman, so seeing me limp because of an attack that a COWARD made on me really sticks out. I was determined not to let them win, and with a lot of work I have managed to mostly get rid of it. I keep my cane around for cold days, my leg really stiffens up then but I have managed to keep things under control. Like Always....You know, rumor has it Justice was the one who wanted to see me out of action...we all know that guy has it out for me....oh yeah....dont forget to visit the HOUSE OF SEXXAY, we are so much better than the competition, what's their names....?! (insert cackle)." And with that off he walked as he looked in the mirror at the end of the bar as he past it and walked up stairs. According to the contractors they have about a month left on the building part of the restaurant, it has taken so long, because they have had to start completely from scratch twice. The last time, because someone came in and ripped out all of the electrical, for apparently no reason.

Meanwhile, a few blocks away at Casa de Drunks, things have been going well there too. Frankie Foley is back on his feet and working. He is trying to figure out what movies he is going to play for the winter time. He hasnt made up his mind yet. Dangerous Dolphin has managed to somehow fit in in the chaos that is his arcade. As well as he has made really good friends with WhYno and Foley, let me tell you, I never thought that would happen. In the beginning WhYno didnt seem too pleased that COW made him watch over DD to keep him out of trouble and out of jail, and not to mention the mental house. But even DD's shrink said that the situation that he is in currently is really good for him, and he has reduced his medications almost ten-fold. He is down to two different types where as in the beginning he was at almost 20, which is really kinda scary if you think about it.
WhYno has been working on his project, but has said that is should be near done soon. He has not let anyone know what it is, but it is in a building that much we know.

Blonze has gotten back in the ring, and wrestled again, though only for training, he has been doing well, and shows no sign that there was an injury that he was recovering from in the first place. He got to wrestle against future COW hopefuls. And we have spotted the woman of his dreams in the training facility. But we were not able to talk with her, because as soon as she spotted us she walked away.

Xtreme has mentioned that he sees not much hope for any of these hopefuls either. He said "Them there, you see them, they got as much talent as Link, or Kitty Kat Kasey and some of dem odder wrestlers dat no longer around....." Then his words started to slur a little more than usual. He tipped one back and just went off into his own world.

Zoolander has been told he needs 1 year of anger management courses, and has been told when he returns to the wrestling spotlight in COW that he will be made to talk to Jaso. He and Jaso had a falling out because of a clothing line, and book that fell through last year. Well that and Zoolander treated Jaso like crap.
Jaso has moved on and found two really good friends in Triple S and CA DuDley, and they are almost like the three musketeers. It is very weird to see the three of them together.

That Blast from the Past that I mentioned last time, well they are no longer in talks with COW. Things fell through when they asked to be able to compete for the title within the first three COW House Shows.

My Very Favorite person in COW, (shuttering and gagging) has offered me a word of wisdom...."Get your Politician hater as$ in gear, and get things done on the site." As well as some other things that will not be mentioned.

Well I am gone....hope to be back soon. Lator

October 21st, 2005

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