COW Wrestling: Past Articles

Past Articles

Don't you just love work? Ok seriously though, been very busy on the website with many ideas trying them out to see if they would work, of course most of them have not panned out, but I am still looking, and still working. But we have gotten a few new things up. As per the 19th of November, we have a few new pages, a new banner, and a new COW Board.

With News from Thanksgiving, it seems that One of our lovely COW Stars has won an award for the year....."Most likely to be have a modified Potato gun backfire in their face." And by modified, I mean modified, they modified it to shoot a turkey! It did work, but the overzealous COW Star got so excited that it worked the first time, that he decided to do it again, and this time it backfired and the turkey blew off the front portion of the gun and exploded into many tiny pieces spraying everyone in a 15 foot radius.....Can we say thank goodness it was cooked?! Who is this COW star who had this experience on Thanksgiving? None other than Our #1 Resident Drunk, WhYno. WhYno thought it was hilarious and after the gun exploded WhYno then took out the firing mechanism and proceeded to blow up the remaining portion of the gun. It went up in a blaze of smoke.
WhYno has let it slip what the building on the inherited land will become. "Since I already have a bar, and this is literally on the same land now, all the land has merged, I think I might want some way to have some good old fashioned Drunk fun, This building will most likely be home to a Paint-Ball Arena Either that or a Laser Tag Arena. I have completely decided yet but have gotten permits to have both." That was then followed by a burp and WhYno turned around and walked away happy with himself.

Senor Sexxay is preparing himself and his employees at The House of Sexxay for the opening of the restaurant on the last day of December. He has started training future employees and is very happy that things are finally working out for him after the past few years in his personal life which have been rather tumultuous. Including having the mob after him, filing for bankruptcy, hits being put out on him, owing millions of dollars in total to people, and being attacked by people after he finally got things together and opened his new bar. After all of his rehab and the past few months things have all been falling into place. Congratulations Senor Sexxay.
Speaking of Senor Sexxay, he is officially the second member to the COW-Wrestling.com Wall of Fame. There have been rumors flying around about who would be the next inductee, but today it is official It is Senor Sexxay.

NCD has done their best to again try to mess with the website, but have not yet succeeded they have not been allowed within 100 feet of the building. But they have done their best to do anything possible to get back at us for whatever reason.

Political Steve wants to wish everyone Happy Holidays. And has asked us to print that fact for him.

December 1st, 2005

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