COW Wrestling: Past Articles

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With the holidays in full swing we here have been pretty busy. Trying to get things done and trying to figure out where we are supposed to go to get the stories, some of the COW stars manage to vanish when we are supposed to come and talk to them, and forget to tell us where they are going, so we have missed out on an interview even if a short one. And I am not talking about in emergency cases, I am just talking about they just dont show up for any other reason. I do not expect them to let us know when there has been an emergency. I just would like to know if they have just decided to up and go, and not give us the interview because they have changed their mind.
Take Bobby Zoolander for instance, he was supposed to talk to us on December 5th, and disappeared and didnt let us know he wasnt going to be around for the interview so we showed up and he wasnt there. It turns out that Zoolander had gone on a vacation, and didnt tell anyone except for getting permission from COW. And of course the people in charge of things like that in COW didnt tell us, they wanted us to make asses out of ourselves.

Well enough of that.
With the season in full swing, as I mentioned earlier, progression at The House of Sexxay Restaurant is moving along at a feverish pace. People are doing all they can to get the restaurant finished for its opening night. as people will not be working from the 20th to the 27th Sexxay has given them all a week off to spend with family and friends. However the Bar will be opened Christmas eve until midnight, and on Christmas Day from 11:00am until 7:00pm.

Casa de Drunks will also be opened until Midnight on Christmas Eve, but to compete with the House of Sexxay, WhYno has decided that they will also open at 11am but remain opened until 11pm. His pals in the bar, Dangerous Dolphin and Frankie Foley have also decided to have the Arcade and the B-Plex opened as well. Frankie said he will have a back-to-back-to-back movie marathon, he said in each theater he will have each set of movies playing continuously, with only a 20 minute break in between the movies for bathroom and time to get more refreshments.

On December 7th Rico Anderson had an accident while moving some boxes (it is unclear as to where he was at) but one of the boxes he moved was supporting an artificial Christmas tree that was hidden by other boxes, the tree fell off the pile and before Rico could move too much the 8ft Douglas Fir and box fell to its resting spot, across the little toe, and the toe next to it on Rico's right foot, breaking the afore mentioned toes. Rico is now walking around in a tremendous amount of pain and with a limp, but said he will get over it, but said it in a dramatic sort of way.

Xtreme has had future pro-wrestler hopefuls drudging through the snow in his hometown in Canada. The guys and one gal have had to run in the snow as well as inside and their normal training. None of the hopefuls have plans as to where they would like to wrestle yet, but will see. Xtreme has been quite vocal with them, and many have said that they have a hard time understanding him, but they said it was worse on the first day and now it is getting better. Xtreme said he will not eliminate anyone from his course, but rather "they will quit or they will be asked to leave in the last week if they dont fit up to my standards."

WhYno was quite pleased with himself with the award he won from us on December 1st from his incident on Thanksgiving Day. The award was "Most likely to be have a modified Potato gun backfire in their face." WhYno got quite a giggle out of it.
It turns out WhYno has decided what type of Arena his new building will be. He has told us but has asked us not to say anything until he is ready to open it to the public. So we will respect his wishes.

Well Everyone I am off for now....more off my rocker than usual I suppose.

December 14th, 2005

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