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Frankie Foley, who has been in the hospital following a severe heart-attack, will now undergo a bi-pass surgery in an attempt a fix for a clogged artery in his heart. Hours before he was set to be released from the hospital this past week, he suddenly had the feeling that another Heart-attack was coming on then as they were rushing him to be under observation he collapsed.  Frankie Foley's bi-pass Surgery will take place On May 4th at 10 am. And will be a several hour surgery. As soon as we know anything we will let you, the readers know. 

In the meantime, we also now have seen the two newest theaters in Frankie Foley's B-Plex, and have seen all of the expansions done to Casa de Drunks. Which is set for the Grand Re-Opening this week. The Third through the Ninth. There will be theme days and many days with specials We will not be told what they are here, so you need to contact Casa de Drunks or visit them to find out what they will be. Again Frankie Foley's B-Plex will not be unveiled to the public until he is back to do so. But however the movies and special for this month have been changed as per his request.

The House of Sexxay is gearing up for their re-Opening coming next week the Tenth through the sixteenth. Senor Sexxay also will not tell us the specials and events he has in store for his re-Opening, but says if you want to know that you will have to attend at least one day to see the list of events that are to happen.

Xtreme has found yet more investors to invest in his wrestling training facility and continues to be in talks with COW as to whether or not he will allow COW to basically buy him out and allow the training facility to be Run by Xtreme but all the decisions are supposedly to go through COW. Xtreme has commented that he does not like that idea but is considering the offer.

Well the results of the first surprise Drug/Alcohol tests are in and two of the three people tested are now on unpaid leave from COW. Chubba Rae DuDley and  Bobby Zoolander failed at least one of the two tests given. Dean Malenkris was also given the test and passed. For now the unpaid leave will last for three months. There will be a hearing in a month for the two and then another test if they pass they may be able to come back early. Zoolander claims he had a cold and was taking prescription meds but his doctor said he was never in to see him, and Zoolander failed to produce a Prescription. Zoolander is no stranger to this type of trouble, as he was in trouble not too long ago for being intoxicated in public and under the influence of another controlled substance. If you remember he spent many months in a rehab facility.

More surprise Drug and or Alcohol tests were given,  this week there was either one or the other to four different COW stars. No results this week we will have the results next week. The COW Stars whom were given the tests are, FaTe, Iraqi Assassin, Rico Anderson, and Cluck. Cluck's lawyer protested much to this, but was told if Cluck did not submit to the test that he would be fired from COW. Now COW adamantly states that Taking the tests one time does not necessarily mean that the next time the tests are given that any Star will not be made to take it again. Like a Buyer BeWare sort of thing.

CA DuDley is after a power position in COW. He wants to be in charge of many different things. And has for the past couple of weeks been trying to make an appt with the Heads of COW in order to tell them he deserves to be sitting in there with them. While working in the mailroom though, CA has lost mail, failed to deliver mail, or come in late. Granted there are some times where he is here all day every day and gets everything right, but he also makes many mistakes. I am not saying people dont, but he has a pretty easy job according to most.

I told you last week that Triple S was lurking around the COW offices trying to get a second job working in the offices, well you will never guess it. Last Wednesday Triple S was hired to work the front desk and get any incoming calls. He is also the night supervisor of the offices and anyone in it. Triple S is elated saying that "finally someone has taken him seriously." I have as asked many in the office what they though, the results are 25% Happy 65% un-happy, and  10% very scared.

Well Ya'll Have a good week
Later COWcoholics.  

May 02nd, 2004