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Happy New Year Everyone!
With the new year brings new news.
Blonze was married on New Years Day. He was very secretive about his plans for
New Years Eve and New Years Day. But we have learned that Blonze Married his
longtime Girlfriend (whom lately has been spotted with him more and more often)
To whom he proposed to on Thanksgiving Eve. Since Recouping from his broken leg
Blonze has been seen training in the COW Training Facilities And she has been
seen around there a lot. We finally did get her name, which is Sexy Sandy. But
as far as being able to talk to her, she refuses to talk to us. And Blonze
refuses to let us near her. But he did release a statement to us saying, "I
am very Happy, and so is Sexy Sandy."
We were told that just after midnight on New Years Day early morning, they said
their "I Do's" and were pronounced Husband and Wife. We are
being told it was not a big wedding but not small either, there were a fair
amount of people there.
We want to Congratulate Blonze and Sexy Sandy on their Marriage, and wish them
all the luck in the world.
In other news, Senor Sexxay had a VERY successful opening of his
restaurant. He has been packed since the doors opened, and there have been
many rave reviews about the service and the food. Sexxay is quite happy with the
success.
WhYno had quite a New Years Blast, he had temporarily opened his
New Paintball/Laser Tag Arena, for New Years Eve Only, and that turned out to be
quite successful as well. It was full to capacity. WhYno said that he will think
about opening it before the beginning of February, Which is when it is currently
scheduled to open. But he said that " It all depends on how things work
out."
CA DuDley was not the only one who dressed up like baby New
Year, It seems like the weird one also had his weird friends dressed up too. Who
Triple S and Jaso. They were in a contest of sorts.
Bobby Zoolander went to his meetings and "enjoyed" his
New Years Weekend. He said he was pretty solitaire the entire weekend, but it
was a good weekend.
One thing I thought I would never see is Political Steve
Dancing! He danced his heart out at a party over the New Year.
Whats new here for the New Year? Well we will see.....we are
working on the Wall of Fame. Working on F-COW and all kinds of new things for
the New Year.
January 06th, 2006
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