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Another year another feud. If you have, (or haven't) noticed,
there has been yet another feud started here on the website, or rather an old
feud restarted. Between El Vaca Azul and myself. Of course because El Vaca seems
to think that El Vaca is better than everyone else.
2006 seems to be the year of feuds though, as a couple of other
feuds have already started this year. Justice has started a feud with well quite
simply most of COW. It seems that someone apparently backed into his car at a
high speed as it was parked in the parking lot outside of the Danford Arena. And
as no one will admit to who it is, he has vowed to find out and be pissed in the
mean time. His car was hit so hard that it smashed the trunk in a little.
It seemed very intentional.
Another feud that continues is the war between the bars. Casa de
Drunks and House of Sexxay. Both of which have been doing excellent business
since the new year. But they are constantly competing with one another to prove
that they are better or can get more business. It seems that they will have more
competitions between the two of them this year. And Sexxay has been invited back
to the Annual Chili Cook-Off this year which will apparently be held in
June. I have heard rumors that this has gone from full blown out feud between
the two of them to a friendly feud. Which is completely untrue according to
Senor Sexxay. Sexxay claims that "things are the same as usual, but WhYno
and I are collaborating on a few events this year. Not for us, but for the
businesses." He also let us in on another secret, "In February, when
the arena(s) open WhYno and I will be having a Bar vs. Bar type event. Where
WhYno and his employees will take on myself and my employees. Just something we
agreed upon. And something that will happen. Somewhere around Valentines
Day."
WhYno confirmed that this event will take place.
Triple S, CA DuDley, and Jaso have been spotted around the
Nations Capital. The colorful trio have been in Washington DC for some conferences.
Dancing Dancing Dancing.....Dancing Machine..........(laughing)
ok I just cant help myself......watching a video of Political Steve dancing at
that New Years Party that he went to is just hilarious to me.
Bobby Zoolander has been working hard at his mandatory classes.
And has actually been attending more than usual. Zoolander, who seems less like
himself these days, has been doing his best to get his full time job back at
wrestling. He was taken off the active roster when he was arrested for public drunkenness,
public nudity, and harassing an officer of the law in 2004. Zoolander was hired
as a janitor in COW as a means of keeping a job, or going to jail, so he
regretfully took the job. But has been impressing the "Big Heads" and
could soon be back on the Active Roster.
I have a question for anyone, what do you think of this website?
I have been told that this website doesnt look professional, and is poorly done,
and was wondering what you think?
We have finally gotten the chance to talk to Blonze since he was
married to Sexy Sandy. And since he returned from his injury. And not just
through released statements. He told us, "Thank you for the well wishes.
Sandy and I are very happy." And that was it. We asked him several other
questions, but said, " I am in a bit of a hurry today, I will sit down and
talk to you some other time Sorry." And he left.
And for the news this week, that is all.
January 27th, 2006
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