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**The sounds of the music from Jaws (as he attacks) plays in
the background**
I'm Baaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
Well ok enough fun for a little while I suppose. It has been too
long since the last news has been released, and a bit has been going on.
If you have been reading the COW board, you know that there is
still a rift between El Vaca Azul and myself. And it has come to the point where
the Blue COW is no longer allowed to post at the website on the COWBOARD, for
some of the comments "he" made about some of the COW Stars. Since I
can not officially not have the option to hire "him" back to the site,
"he" is on thin ice, and if any more conflict arises at the hand of El
Vaca, then "he" Will not ever be hired back to the website again. I
have been asked by COW to give El Vaca another chance, so here the chance sits.
On to better news
Justice is still looking for who smashed into his car. It seems
he has narrowed it down, since there were only 12 people at the Danford Arena
when he was there, of course besides himself. And four of those people do not
have cars, so that really eliminates them. Justice has vowed that he will take
revenge on whom-ever it was that did this to his car, he believes it was also
the same person who spray painted profanities on the hood of his car a week ago,
again while Justice was at the Danford Arena. But COW Officials (better known as
the "Big Heads") will not release any information to us.
Blonze has refused to speak with us, even through released
statements, and has done everything to avoid us. We have seen him training in
the gymn, with his wife Sexy Sandy, but as soon as they spotted us they were off
in the other direction and then the security came up to us and asked us to
leave. I am not sure what is behind that, but we are obviously not welcome near
Sandy nor Blonze.
Triple S has been out and about at some hot night clubs, also
spotted out where his pals CA DuDley, and Jaso, though for once not spotted
together, the three were all at separate venues (book stores), and separate
clubs promoting a book called, "Wrestling and Dressing with ClAS$" .
This is something they have all done together as a collaborative thing.
The Big Heads of COW, have given Bobby Zoolander a contact to
sign, we have a
copy of that contract for you all to view by clicking here
Because of some problems in getting WhYno's arenas ready
to open, the official opening date has been pushed back from February 14th, to
March 2nd at which time WhYno and Senor Sexxay and employees of each business
will take on each other in a bar vs. bar event. It will be a four hour
event, two hours in the Laser Tag and then Two hours in the PaintBall event.
Visitors are welcome, but must remain in the viewing areas. The Bar that wins
this event will receive a plaque. WhYno has told us that this is something he
also plans on doing every year as well. Just to get the competition flowing. He
also said he does not know what all competitions will be going on this year
between the two bars, but there will be more than this bar vs. bar event and the
Chili Cook off. Sexxay tells us, "We are looking into possibly four events
this year, two of which are already planned. There could be more."
Civility not withstanding, the two bar owners have been in talks over the past
month over several details. "Lets not forget here, we are both bars, we
both have it out for each other, here and in COW. It isnt something that is
likely to change. But for our Businesses and to possibly reward ourselves once
in a while, we have these events in the works," Sexxay tells us.
WhYno after hearing that this is what Sexxay said also put his two cents worth
in....." We each have a hate hate relationship for one another, but hey
both of our bars are good places. We may not get along, or our employees
may not get along, and this is a LEGAL way to take out our frustrations out on
one another. And lets not forget its fun. Business is rough sometimes, you
got to have some fun in life. So we are going to. Friendly competition is
good.......Competition is good....and we are ready to compete with one another
instead of accusing one another of things neither of us did. So thats about it.
We have some things planned and well you are welcome to come. " WhYno then
muttered something as he turned and walked away before finishing his thoughts.
As he often does when he talks to us.
Xtreme has been in a wheel chair for about a week now, he was
running his students at his training facility in Canada, and was running in
front of them, well he turned to look back at them, and his leg gave out on him
and he smacked against the asphalt. No reason has been given to him by his
doctor, but he can not stand, his leg in a sense is locked in the bent position.
He is doing his best and still giving his students the training of a lifetime.
He has 10 good hopefuls he says and he has a few others that he isnt so sure
about.
February 25th, 2006
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