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Date: March 2nd, 2006 Time:
12pm-12am Place: Las Arenas de Drunks
What Happened: Casa de Drunks employees vs. House of Sexxay employees.
WhYno and several of his Casa de Drunks employees (including Dangerous Dolphin,
and Frankie Foley) took on Senor Sexxay and several of his employees of
The House of Sexxay. In WhYno's New Laser-Tag and Paint Ball Arenas in an All
Night Event.
In a 5 hour event for the first half of the afternoon,
Casa de Drunks took on House of Sexxay in A Laser Tag Event in that Arena, It
didnt seem to fair too well for Casa de Drunk Employees at first, as Both
Frankie Foley (who was already in a drunken stupor) and Dangerous Dolphin were
targeted first and eliminated within the first couple of minutes in the first
round. Amazingly WhYno and Senor Sexxay were the last two standing in two out of
three rounds. And Dangerous Dolphin was Eliminated next to last in the second
round. (There were some pretty outrageous rules which are very hard to explain
set fourth for this event.) (And lets not forget this arena is pretty large! Its
three and a half acres large, and pretty close to being pitch black. Each
competitor had a night vision camera attached to them for the people in the
viewing areas (which is half an acre large for both areas) can watch.
Winner of the Laser Tag Event: In two out of three Rounds won, The House
of Sexxay took the W for the Laser Tag Event.
In the next six hour event in the Paint Ball Arena, which is 5
acres large and looks very similar to a forest (there was an hour break for
lunch) Casa de Drunks started out very strong, taking out several House of
Sexxay employees quickly in the first round. In the first round, Casa de Drunks
pulled out the Win as Senor Sexxay was gunned down by three Casa de Drunks
Employees (including WhYno)
Round Two: Senor Sexxay and the House of Sexxay targeted WhYno first, and then
his best paint-ballers and then hunted down the weak ones, and then Left Frankie
Foley for the last. Nailing him 5 to 1, he came out of that round looking like a
spotted mass hunched over.
Round Three: WhYno and Sexxay were allowed to pick each two people from the
viewing area to replace their weakest players, Sexxay picked another Employee
and FaTe. WhYno replaced Dangerous Dolphin (who had to return to the bar) with
Justice and replaced Frankie Foley who was passed out with Blonze. (All of whom
came out to see the event unfold.)
At first FaTe was having a hard time with Senor Sexxay as they sat there and
argued almost the entire first five minutes.
And the rift between the two is what caused House of Sexxay the event.
Winner of the Paint-Ball Event: In a clean two out of three round win,
Casa de Drunks scores the W.
The event in total turns out in a tie. WhYno and Sexxay both
said that in this event they both put fourth a good effort. Also WhYno mentioned
that "there will be more competitions between the two bars. It will not
just end.......
The score is: Casa de Drunks 1 House of Sexxay 1
And the scores will continue to accumulate.....Its all fun and games, but
remember we are two serious businesses and two serious competitors who are
competing against each other each and every day. One of us will come out the
victor....And I am betting on CASA de Drunks" And WhYno walked away with a
few beers in his hand.
Senor Sexxay overheard WhYno say Casa de Drunks and came up to us after he left
and said, "The True Winner in the end will be The House of Sexxay. We are
coming on Strong.......You will see MY face everywhere!"
Date: February 28th, 2006 Time: All
Day Place: Bobby Zoolander's House
What Happened: Bobby Zoolander, after the 21st since signing that
contract with COW has been training vigorously (weight lifting and running) in
his home to prepare to enter the ring again. He hopes that all of this will work
out and that he will be able to be hired back again full time into COW. And be
given back his wrestling license. Zoolander is a bit worried however, because he
has the feeling that someone might try to sabotage him. And he has been very
worried about his former stylist Jaso, he says that Jaso and he left things on
bad terms, so he isnt sure how things will be. Zoolander has apparently tried to
speak with Jaso in the past month, but Jaso will not accept nor will he return
any of Zoolander's phone calls. Zoolander while a bit distraught about that, is
doing his best to keep his mind on the important things, and keeping his
thoughts in good places and working on his lists with both the Anger Management
and with his AA meetings.
Date: March 1st, 2006 Time:
1pm Place: Danford Arena
What Happened: Political Steve while shredding documents apparently got
his index finger too close to the shredder and cut the tip of his finger off. An
accident indeed, Political Steve blames it on the phone which rang and startled
him, his hand slipped and barely hit the blade. Political Steve is fine.
Date: March 3rd, 2006 Time: N/A
Place: Secret
What Happened: Mysterious Mark was seen lurking around checking out
several COW Wrestlers, while the wrestlers were training. Mysterious Mark saw
that we saw him and took off in the other direction. When I asked a janitor if
MM had been around a lot recently the janitor replied, " yeah we have seen
him around a bit, we are not sure what he is up to, but we think it has to do
with research for a match he might have coming up" Now that is complete
speculation, and as everyone knows MM will not talk to us, so I suppose we will
never know what is going on in the Mysterious One's head.
Date: February 26th 2006 Time:
Afternoon Place: A Winter Home
What Happened: Christopher Eugene and Maximillion
Johnston III while at their winter home, were filming a little story about their
privileged lifestyle and while doing so they were served by the police with some
papers apparently from the IRS. About two minutes before that Happened Tea Money
entered the residence, and then the knock at the door for the three of them. As
soon as the papers were served and they saw who it was from the people who were
interviewing the three were kicked out of the house, and have yet to be
contacted back about coming back to finish the interviews. "No
comment" is all we can get out of them, and their representatives.
Date: March 4th, 2006 Time:
4pm Place: Danford Arena
What Happened: An Impromptu match occurred between Truck and Dean
Malenkris. Truck was in the squared circle practicing with a friend at Danford
Arena, when all of the sudden Malenkris, who was in the arena, came up to Truck
and started to bait him. Truck not in a very good mood to begin with, because of
some problems he came across earlier in the day in which security did not want
to let him into the arena. Well Malenkris came in and decided to heckle
Truck and was pretty relentless. Finally Truck called him out, told his friend
to leave as Malenkris got into the ring the two fought each other both punching
and kicking and wrestling in a harsh manner, until security came in with
Political Steve and escorted a bruised Malenkris out of the Arena. And Truck was
told to go into the locker room until Malenkris was off the property. When Truck
left the arena, he was followed to a truck stop, and Malenkris jumped out of his
car, and proceed to assault Truck the two battled again until the police
showed up and took the two to jail. Where they both sat until Political Steve
came and bailed them out and since neither pressed any charges on the other,
they were let go with a warning. P.S. quite enraged is trying to figure out what
to do next, Because they both have vowed to beat the crap out of each other if
they ever got near each other again.
March 06th, 2006
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